Introduction : :)
Ondu madyahna , namma college munde iruva bus stop nalli nintidde . Kelavu yuvakaru alle bisilalli harate hodeyutta nitiddaru . Adrallobba aparichita nanna kade nodi "smile" madida .... Smile madidare nanna aasti enu hogutte endu kondu naanu omme "hallu toriside" . Ade timege obbalu yuvati allige aagamisidalu . Especially bus stop galalli , college hudugiyardu problem yenappa andre , avru nammannu nodtaare , ayyo pappa eno nodta iddaralla anta avra kadre omme mukha madidare, sudden aagi tale kelagi maadi tamma mobile phonenalli eno message bandiro taraha drama maadtare . ( Kelavomme nijaanu agirabahudu bidi ). Ivella beka guru ?
Hege timepass madta irbekadarene bantu 222A emba board iruva majestic bus !!!! Usually , ashtu bega bus sigalvalla , ivattu hege siktu anta yochisi bus hattide .
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Manushyana intellect yochane madode haage ri ..... Bega bus barlilla andre ," Thu , e haaladdu bussuu galu ondu time-ge sariyaagi baralla , time sense illa ..... Desha adikke uddara agtilla .... " :)
Akasmaath , bus correct timige bandubittare , " Ayyo , e haaladdu bussuu ishtu bega barta irlillavalla , hege bantu ? " emba yochane . Sadaa chinte ...... Ottare heluvudadare , "chinte indele chite ( saavu ) " emba maatu satya ri .
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Mattondu ashcharya endare avattu window seat bere sikbidtu . Bus hattida takshana seat sikbittare entaha khushi , ananda ..... Wah ..... Hege yochane madutta , tannaneya gaalige sotu , naanu nidraavasthege jaaride . Avaga bantu nodi ee vichitra kanasu .
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E kanasugale haage ri , yaavude "law" follow madkondu barolla ..... Haage barutte , swalpa khushi athva swalpa besara tarisutte , banda vegadalle horatuhogutte . Adannu enjoy madodu , bidodu namage bitiddu guru .
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Naanu , nanna kanasu :
Naalku uddha ( tall ) ,dhaduthi ( dappa ) vyakthigala madhyadalli naanu nadkondu hogta idde .
bs : " Saar .... E taraha slow aagi nadiyodu nanage allergy . Ellige hogta iddivi bega heli ? Naane hogtini ".
dhadiya 1: ( Slow motion nalli , nanna kade nodi ) Just wait and see ..... Jeevanadalli avasara olledalla kanda !!! " Avasarave aphagaathakke kaarana " endu bhoo lokadalli lorry gala mele postergalannu nodilva mari .... ?
bs : Chennagi maataadtiya guru ..... Bhoo lokadalli ante ..... Hahaha ..... Naavenu devalokadalli iddiva .....
( Ella dummandiru omme joraagi nagutta nanna kade nodtaare..... )
dhadiya 2 : Inna swalpa samayadalli gottagutte mari .....
Hege swalpa hottu nadkondu hodamele ondu dodda dwaravannu (baagilu) praveshisidevu . Ee vyakthigalu innoba sundara, mandasmitha mukha ulla ,vajra kaayada ,sacchidaannadana avataraveno endu anisuva vyakthiya bali hogi eno gusu gusu -pisu pisu endu mataadi horatu hodaru ......
Ivaga nanage bhaya shuru aitu .... "Ayyo devare ..... Elli iddini naanu ? " endu mansinalle andukonde .
Sundara vyakthi : " Enappa black and white movies nalli , hero-ge unconsious state inda yeddaga , ' Elli iddini naanu ? ' anta artificial aagi keltanalla , aa taraha neenu yaake yochane madtiddiya ? "
Ivanige hege naanu yochane maduttiruvudu gottaitu endu yochisa todagide .
Sundara vyakthi : Ayyo kanda , naanu sarvashaktha(omnipotent) ,sarva-vyaapi(omnipresent), sarvagna(omniscient) ......
bs : Sorry ......
Sundara vyakthi : Hogli bidu , in short " My name is INDRA , chief of Devaloka ."
bs : En guru , ee kaladalli indra , chandra anta .... Sullu helodu tapalla , aadre adannu nambo taraha helbeku alwaa .....
Sundara vyakthi : Nimma bhoo lokada bengaloorina style nalli maataadidarene sari ..... Alla ma bs , "naanu indra anta nambokke en togontiya " ?
bs : Sari eno "Indra -Chndra " anta heltiddira , nimage gotirbekalla naanu en togontini anta .... Kodi nodona .....
Sundara vyakthi ( from now on , i will address him as Indra ) : Hahaha ( Pepsodent Smile ) ... Ee engineering buddhi yelli bidtiya helu .
Hege mataaduttiruvaagale ..... Dhadiya -3 eradu "chinnada" paatre tegedukondu banda .......
Indra : Togo mari .... Sevesu ( Tinnu ) .....
bs : Enri idu ?
Indra : Mucchala ( lid ) tegeyappa modalu .....
Mucchala tegedu nodide .......
Both the containers had my favourite dishes ..... First container had " Sakkarai pongal ( sweet pongal ) " and the other one was filled with "puliogare " ......
bs : Nimage hege gottu nanage pongal - puliogare ishta anta ?
Indra : Devarige keluva prashanena idu ..... Modalu adannu tinnu ...... Amele nidhanavaagi maatadona ......
Wah .... Entaha adbhutha ruchi .... Hindellu intaha puliogare-pongal tinde irlilla naanu ..... Pongalnalli-Puliogare nalli haakiruva "godumbi" ( cashewnut ) gala ruchi ..... Aahhaa .... Poorthi tindu khali madide ( Yochane maadi !!! ) Nanna jeevana sarthakavaitu anta anisitu guru ......
Indra : Ivaga aadru nambuttirenri bs ?
bs : "What i see , that i believe , what i believe is truth " anta H.C.S dialogue hodede .....
Indra : Idu H.C.S avara dialogue ..... Yaavagalu creative aagi yochane maadu ...... Dont merely try to imitate .
bs : Nimage H.C.S hege gottu ?
Indra : Haha ..... Naanu sarvagna anta helidenalla ..... You can meet H.C.S sir later ...... Avru jeevandalli tumbaa punya maadidarinda , marana hondida nantra illi swargakke bandiddare ......
bs : Haagiddare naanu .... naanu ..... sattu hogiddina ......
Indra : Bidtu annu ..... Intaha apashakunada maatu endigu maatadbeda ......
bs : Matte naanu illige yaake bandidini ?
Indra : Neenu R.V. College nalli anubhavisuttiruva , dukha-vedane noduvudakke aagade , omme devalokakke karedkondu bandu counselling madona anta anisitu ......
bs : Now i really believe that you are " Indra ,chief of devaloka " ..... Dude , you are so sweet too ...... Can you give your number so that i can contact you often ..... Or atleast tell me , are you on facebook ? :)
Indra : I dont have a facebook profile ..... Instead i have the profiles of the every creature on this universe .....
bs : Kshamisbeku ..... Naanu tappada prashne kelide ...... :) Nanage ondu genuine doubt bandide ? Kelala ?
Indra : Khandithavaagiyu kelu ......
bs : Swaami purusha-sookta dalli hinde omme odidde ......
"Aum sahasra shirsha purushah |
sahasraxah sahasra paat |
sa bhumim vishvato vretva |
atyatishtha ddashaangulam || " anta .......
Meaning :
" Aum .... The Purusha ( can be considered as God ) has thousand heads ,
He has thousand eyes ,
He has thousand feet ,
He is spread all over the universe ,
And He is beyond the count with ten fingers
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Aadre neevu , manushyana haage iddira ? Artha aagutilla ......
Indra : Hahaha .... Sreedhar mestru chennage helkotiddare ...... E prashnege uttara ninna jeevanda pratiyondu hantadallu bere-bere ( different) taraha kandukollutta hoguttiya ...... Sadyakke naanu heluvudadare ," Lifeu Ishtene " ennutta , devara vishyadallu " Idam Ittam ( Idu Ishtene ) " endu ankobeda ..... Ivaga ishtu saaku , coffee kudioyona ba ......
Ishtu heluva ashtaralli , dhadiya-2 chinnada patre-lotadondige baruttane .......
bs : Naane serve madtini ......
Indra : You are my chief guest today .... Ninna hattira madisuvuddakke agutta ? Khanditha illa .....
Hege heli ondu chinnada lotadalli bisi - bisi coffee suridu ....
Indra : Sweekarisu .....
I drank it sip by sip ...... Entaha coffee ri ..... Adhbutha ...... Aa haalu-coffee pudi -sakkare ratiogalu perfect .....
bs : Super coffee guru ..... MTR hotel ginta chennagi ide .......
Indra : Thank you .... Thank you .....
bs : Alla, Mr.Indra , why are you offering me all these ?....... Whats In It For You ? ( WIIFY principle learnt in college PDP workshop :) )
Indra : Neenu nanna athithi . Bari kayalli hege kalisodu . Nanna kayi yavattu bhoomine nodta irutte ( Meaning : Always ready to give )
bs : Idu ... Idu .... Dr.Rajkumar avara "kasturi nivasa" movie dialogue alwa ?
Indra : Exactly .... Naanu Dr.Rajkumar fan kanda ...... Nanna srimati ( wife ) Dr.Vishnuvardhan fan ...... Illi evening time " raja sabhe " nadeyutte ..... Alli rajanna , vishnu vardhan avara abhinaya nodabahudu ......
bs : Wah .... Devalokadallu nanna kannada ..... Khushi aitu swami ..... Krutaarthanaade Prabhu ...... Haagene namma tamilina Shivaji Ganeshan ,MGR ravarannu nodabahuda .....
Indra : Khandithavaagi .....
Now Mr.Indra takes me to a room numbered 000 where Lt. H.C.S sir ( aka our lovely jinkchak sir ) was busy reading some "Gandhi" book ........ I just observed his leg ..... Yes , your guess is right ...... He was wearing , power shoes but of different colour .....
bs : Namaskara sir .....
jinkchak : Namaskara yava taraha helbeku anta gottilvenayya ? Eradu kayi galannu jodisi namskara anta helbeku ...... Gottaita .... ?
bs : Sorry sir .... Gottaitu ....
jinkchak : Sorry tappige daari ..... Matte , banda vishaya enu ?
bs: Mr.Indra kardidru .Neevu ille iruva vichaara tiliyitu ...... Haagaagi matadiskondu hogona anta bande .....
jinkchak : Andre , naanu narakadalli ( Hell ) irabahudu anta vichaara madidya ?
bs : Ayyo .... Aa taraha illa sir ..... Matte nimma lifeu swargadalli hege hoguttide ..... ?
jinkchak : With full swing , similar to a newly purchased battery with high potential .... Sukhadinda .... Samsaara emba bonding illade .......
( Ayyo , illu chemistry bitilvalri !!! )
bs : Oh .... Bartini sir .....
jinkchak : Police station , hospital , swarga-naraka dinda horaduvaaga " Bartini " anta helbardu .... "Hogtini" anta helbeku ...... Understand ..... Hahahaha .......
bs : Hogtini saar !!!! :)
Ashtu hottige , sanjeya ( evening ) sabhe (meeting ) shuru aguvudaralli ittu ........ Naanu Mr.Indra-na pakadalli kulitukonde ...... Opposite row nalli ..... Dr.Raj ,Vishnuvardhan, Shivaji , MGR ,NTR ...... Wah ..... Nodalu eradu kannugalu saaladu .......
Indra : ( Looking at me and pointing a beautiful lady ) Ivalu Menake anta ..... Kelirbekalla ?
bs : Ayyo , ivaru bhoo lokadalli tumba pamousuuuuuuu .......
Indra : Kanda , neene helu , indu menake yava hadige naatyavadabeku ( dance ) anta ?.
bs : ( Swalpa yochisi .... Swalpa joraagi ) Sheila ..... Sheila ki jawaani ..... :)
( Alle kootidda Mr .Shammi Kapoor joraagi chappale tattidaru ........ )
Wah .... Entaha adhbuthavaada dance ri .... Even Katrina Kaif naachi kolluvataraha kunidalu aa " binkada singaari " menake :)
" Sheila " la haadu Haadu mugiyuvashtralli , The Good ,The Bad ,The Ugly - Theme haadu , nanna pocketnalli idda mobileninda baralu shuruaitu ..... Adu bere "vibration on " madidde ...... Gaabariyaagi echhara aagoitu ri !!!! Ee kanasu abrupt aagi end aagoitu ..... Che :( .
( Ee kansugale haage ri , abrupt beginning ..... abrupt ending ..... :) )
Amele gottaitu adu nanna mobile ringtone anta .....
( Not full conscious ..... Still drowsing ..... Kannu muchhikonde )
bs : Hello .....
My grandmother : Saapaadku haatikke vandudu ..... ( Ootakke manege bandu-bidu )
bs: Appodde swargatillai Sakkare pongal -puliogare saapte ..... ( Avaagale swargadalli sweet pongal -puliogre tindaitu ) :)
granny : Enna ? Hello ...
me : Aa .... Hello .... Chollungo ( Hello .... Heli )
granny : Huchhu .... Huchhagi en eno matabeda ..... Bidtu annu .... !!!
me : ( Ajjiya hi-pitch sound inda , complete aagi echhara aagoitu ) Sumne tamaashi madide ...... Manege barta iddini ootakke .....
granny : Sari vekitma .... ( Sari , phone idla )
me : Sari ....
Call summary - 00 : 00 : 59 ...... :)
Bus ashtottige Hotel Amar daati , majestic bus stand olagade bandittu .......
Conductor : Ilkolri ..... Last stop .... Ilkolli .....Bega ilkobeku ..... Bega .......
Intaha olle kanasannu kotta BMTC bus-ge " Thank You " anta manasinalliye heli ilkonde ......
" A lot can happen in a BMTC bus " ..... Alwa ....... !!!! :)
Ps : 1> This story meant only for fun and its highly fictional ...... Through this story , if i have hurted anybody's personal feelings or opinions towards God or any religious institution , then my sincere apologies to them ......
2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .
3> After reading this story , pls dont ask me "how is this dream possible " ? :)