Friday 24 December 2010

ಸ್ವರ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ ತಿಂದ ಸಕ್ಕರೈ ಪೊಂಗಲ್ , ಪುಳಿಯೋಗರೆ .... :)

Naanu kaleda baari tilisidante , namma BMTC bus prayaanada anubhavavannu varnisuttale hogabahudu .... Eshtu maduravada savinenanapugalu ......

Introduction :  :)

Ondu madyahna , namma college munde iruva bus stop nalli nintidde . Kelavu yuvakaru alle bisilalli harate hodeyutta nitiddaru . Adrallobba aparichita nanna kade nodi "smile" madida .... Smile madidare nanna aasti enu hogutte endu kondu naanu omme "hallu toriside" . Ade timege obbalu yuvati allige aagamisidalu . Especially bus stop galalli , college hudugiyardu problem yenappa andre , avru nammannu nodtaare , ayyo pappa eno nodta iddaralla anta avra kadre omme mukha madidare, sudden aagi tale kelagi maadi tamma mobile phonenalli eno message bandiro taraha drama maadtare . ( Kelavomme nijaanu agirabahudu bidi ). Ivella beka guru ?
Hege timepass madta irbekadarene bantu 222A emba board iruva majestic bus !!!! Usually , ashtu bega bus sigalvalla , ivattu hege siktu anta yochisi bus hattide .
(
 Manushyana intellect yochane madode haage ri ..... Bega bus barlilla andre ," Thu , e haaladdu bussuu galu ondu time-ge sariyaagi baralla , time sense illa ..... Desha adikke uddara agtilla .... " :)
 Akasmaath , bus correct timige bandubittare , " Ayyo , e haaladdu bussuu ishtu bega barta irlillavalla , hege bantu ? " emba yochane . Sadaa chinte ......  Ottare heluvudadare , "chinte indele chite ( saavu ) " emba maatu satya ri .
)
Mattondu ashcharya endare avattu window seat bere sikbidtu . Bus hattida takshana seat sikbittare entaha khushi , ananda ..... Wah ..... Hege yochane madutta , tannaneya gaalige sotu , naanu nidraavasthege jaaride . Avaga bantu nodi ee vichitra kanasu .
(
 E kanasugale haage ri , yaavude "law" follow madkondu barolla ..... Haage barutte , swalpa khushi athva swalpa besara tarisutte , banda vegadalle horatuhogutte . Adannu enjoy madodu , bidodu namage bitiddu guru .
)
Naanu , nanna kanasu : 

Naalku  uddha ( tall ) ,dhaduthi ( dappa ) vyakthigala madhyadalli naanu nadkondu hogta idde .

bs : " Saar .... E taraha slow aagi nadiyodu nanage allergy . Ellige hogta iddivi bega heli ? Naane hogtini ".

dhadiya 1: ( Slow motion nalli , nanna kade nodi ) Just wait and see ..... Jeevanadalli avasara olledalla kanda !!! " Avasarave aphagaathakke kaarana " endu bhoo lokadalli lorry gala mele postergalannu nodilva mari .... ?

bs : Chennagi maataadtiya guru  ..... Bhoo lokadalli ante .....  Hahaha ..... Naavenu devalokadalli iddiva .....
( Ella dummandiru omme joraagi nagutta nanna kade nodtaare..... )

dhadiya 2 : Inna swalpa samayadalli gottagutte mari .....

Hege swalpa hottu nadkondu hodamele ondu dodda dwaravannu (baagilu) praveshisidevu . Ee vyakthigalu innoba sundara, mandasmitha mukha ulla ,vajra kaayada ,sacchidaannadana avataraveno endu anisuva vyakthiya bali hogi eno gusu gusu -pisu pisu endu mataadi horatu hodaru ......

Ivaga nanage bhaya shuru aitu .... "Ayyo devare ..... Elli iddini naanu ? " endu mansinalle andukonde .

Sundara vyakthi  : " Enappa black and white movies nalli , hero-ge  unconsious state inda yeddaga , ' Elli iddini naanu ? ' anta artificial aagi keltanalla , aa taraha neenu yaake yochane madtiddiya ? "

Ivanige hege naanu yochane maduttiruvudu gottaitu endu yochisa todagide .

Sundara vyakthi :  Ayyo kanda , naanu sarvashaktha(omnipotent) ,sarva-vyaapi(omnipresent), sarvagna(omniscient) ......

bs : Sorry ......

Sundara vyakthi : Hogli bidu , in short " My name is INDRA , chief of Devaloka ."

bs : En guru , ee kaladalli indra , chandra anta .... Sullu helodu tapalla , aadre adannu nambo taraha helbeku alwaa .....

Sundara vyakthi : Nimma bhoo lokada bengaloorina style nalli maataadidarene sari ..... Alla ma bs , "naanu indra anta nambokke en togontiya " ?

bs : Sari eno "Indra -Chndra " anta heltiddira , nimage gotirbekalla naanu en togontini anta .... Kodi nodona .....

Sundara vyakthi ( from now on , i will address him as Indra ) : Hahaha ( Pepsodent Smile ) ... Ee engineering buddhi yelli bidtiya helu .
Hege mataaduttiruvaagale .....  Dhadiya -3 eradu "chinnada" paatre tegedukondu banda .......

Indra : Togo mari .... Sevesu ( Tinnu ) .....

bs : Enri idu ?

Indra : Mucchala ( lid ) tegeyappa modalu .....

Mucchala tegedu nodide .......

Both the containers had my favourite dishes  ..... First container had " Sakkarai pongal ( sweet pongal ) " and the other one was filled with "puliogare " ......

bs : Nimage hege gottu nanage pongal - puliogare ishta anta ?

Indra : Devarige keluva prashanena idu ..... Modalu adannu tinnu ...... Amele nidhanavaagi maatadona ......

Wah .... Entaha adbhutha ruchi .... Hindellu intaha puliogare-pongal tinde irlilla naanu ..... Pongalnalli-Puliogare nalli haakiruva "godumbi" ( cashewnut ) gala ruchi ..... Aahhaa ....  Poorthi tindu khali madide ( Yochane maadi !!! ) Nanna jeevana sarthakavaitu anta anisitu guru ......

Indra : Ivaga aadru nambuttirenri bs ?

bs : "What i see , that i believe , what i believe is truth " anta H.C.S dialogue hodede .....

Indra : Idu H.C.S avara dialogue ..... Yaavagalu creative aagi yochane maadu ...... Dont merely try to imitate .

bs : Nimage H.C.S hege gottu ?

Indra : Haha .....  Naanu sarvagna anta helidenalla ..... You can meet H.C.S sir later  ...... Avru jeevandalli tumbaa punya maadidarinda , marana hondida nantra illi swargakke bandiddare ......

bs : Haagiddare naanu .... naanu ..... sattu hogiddina ......

Indra : Bidtu annu ..... Intaha apashakunada maatu endigu maatadbeda ......

bs : Matte naanu illige yaake bandidini ?

Indra : Neenu R.V. College nalli anubhavisuttiruva , dukha-vedane noduvudakke aagade , omme devalokakke karedkondu bandu counselling madona anta  anisitu ......

bs : Now i really believe that you are " Indra ,chief of devaloka "  ..... Dude , you are so sweet too ...... Can you give your number so that i can contact you often ..... Or atleast tell me , are you on facebook ?  :)

Indra : I dont have a facebook profile ..... Instead i have the profiles of the every creature on this universe .....

bs : Kshamisbeku ..... Naanu tappada prashne kelide ...... :) Nanage ondu genuine doubt bandide ? Kelala ?

Indra : Khandithavaagiyu kelu ......

bs : Swaami purusha-sookta dalli hinde omme odidde ......

 "Aum sahasra   shirsha    purushah | 
  sahasraxah    sahasra    paat |
  sa   bhumim    vishvato    vretva |
  atyatishtha ddashaangulam  || "  anta .......


Meaning :
" Aum .... The Purusha ( can be considered as God ) has thousand heads ,
   He has thousand eyes ,
   He has thousand feet ,
   He is spread all over the universe ,
   And He is beyond the count with ten fingers 
"
 Aadre neevu , manushyana haage iddira ? Artha aagutilla ......

Indra : Hahaha .... Sreedhar mestru chennage helkotiddare ...... E prashnege uttara ninna jeevanda pratiyondu hantadallu  bere-bere ( different) taraha kandukollutta hoguttiya ...... Sadyakke naanu heluvudadare ," Lifeu Ishtene " ennutta , devara vishyadallu " Idam  Ittam ( Idu Ishtene ) " endu ankobeda  ..... Ivaga ishtu saaku ,  coffee kudioyona ba ...... 

Ishtu heluva ashtaralli , dhadiya-2 chinnada patre-lotadondige baruttane .......

bs : Naane serve madtini ......

Indra : You are my chief guest today .... Ninna hattira madisuvuddakke agutta ? Khanditha illa .....

Hege heli ondu chinnada lotadalli bisi - bisi coffee suridu .... 

Indra : Sweekarisu .....

I drank it sip by sip ......  Entaha coffee ri ..... Adhbutha ...... Aa haalu-coffee pudi -sakkare ratiogalu perfect ..... 
bs : Super coffee guru ..... MTR hotel ginta chennagi ide .......

Indra : Thank you .... Thank you .....

bs : Alla, Mr.Indra , why are you offering me all these ?....... Whats In It For You  ? ( WIIFY principle learnt in college PDP workshop  :) ) 

Indra : Neenu nanna athithi . Bari kayalli hege kalisodu . Nanna kayi yavattu bhoomine nodta irutte ( Meaning : Always ready to give )

bs : Idu ... Idu .... Dr.Rajkumar avara "kasturi nivasa" movie dialogue alwa ?

Indra : Exactly .... Naanu Dr.Rajkumar fan kanda ...... Nanna srimati ( wife ) Dr.Vishnuvardhan fan ...... Illi evening time " raja sabhe " nadeyutte  .....  Alli rajanna , vishnu vardhan avara abhinaya nodabahudu ......

bs : Wah .... Devalokadallu nanna kannada ..... Khushi aitu swami ..... Krutaarthanaade Prabhu ...... Haagene namma tamilina Shivaji Ganeshan ,MGR ravarannu  nodabahuda  .....

Indra : Khandithavaagi .....

Now Mr.Indra takes me to a room  numbered 000 where Lt. H.C.S sir ( aka our lovely jinkchak sir ) was busy reading some "Gandhi" book ........ I just observed his leg ..... Yes , your guess is right ...... He was wearing , power shoes but of different colour  .....

bs : Namaskara sir .....

jinkchak : Namaskara yava taraha helbeku anta gottilvenayya ? Eradu kayi galannu jodisi namskara anta helbeku ...... Gottaita .... ?

bs : Sorry sir .... Gottaitu ....

jinkchak : Sorry tappige daari ..... Matte , banda vishaya enu ?

bs: Mr.Indra kardidru .Neevu ille iruva vichaara tiliyitu ...... Haagaagi matadiskondu hogona anta bande .....

jinkchak : Andre , naanu narakadalli ( Hell ) irabahudu anta vichaara madidya ?

bs : Ayyo .... Aa taraha illa sir ..... Matte nimma lifeu swargadalli  hege hoguttide ..... ?

jinkchak : With full swing , similar to a newly purchased battery with high potential .... Sukhadinda .... Samsaara emba bonding illade .......

( Ayyo , illu chemistry bitilvalri !!!  )

bs : Oh .... Bartini sir .....

jinkchak : Police station , hospital , swarga-naraka dinda horaduvaaga " Bartini " anta helbardu ....  "Hogtini" anta helbeku ......  Understand ..... Hahahaha .......

bs : Hogtini saar !!!!  :)

Ashtu hottige , sanjeya ( evening ) sabhe (meeting ) shuru aguvudaralli ittu ........ Naanu Mr.Indra-na pakadalli kulitukonde ...... Opposite row nalli ..... Dr.Raj ,Vishnuvardhan, Shivaji , MGR ,NTR ...... Wah ..... Nodalu eradu kannugalu saaladu .......

Indra : ( Looking at me and pointing a beautiful lady ) Ivalu Menake anta ..... Kelirbekalla ?

bs : Ayyo , ivaru bhoo lokadalli tumba pamousuuuuuuu .......

Indra : Kanda , neene helu , indu menake yava hadige naatyavadabeku ( dance ) anta ?.

bs : ( Swalpa yochisi .... Swalpa joraagi ) Sheila ..... Sheila ki jawaani ..... :)

( Alle kootidda Mr .Shammi Kapoor joraagi chappale tattidaru ........ )

Wah .... Entaha adhbuthavaada dance ri .... Even Katrina Kaif naachi kolluvataraha kunidalu aa " binkada singaari " menake :)

" Sheila " la haadu Haadu mugiyuvashtralli , The Good ,The Bad ,The Ugly - Theme haadu , nanna pocketnalli idda mobileninda baralu shuruaitu ..... Adu bere "vibration on " madidde ...... Gaabariyaagi echhara aagoitu ri !!!!  Ee kanasu abrupt aagi end aagoitu .....  Che :( .

( Ee kansugale haage ri , abrupt beginning ..... abrupt ending ..... :)  )

  Amele gottaitu adu nanna mobile ringtone anta .....

 ( Not full conscious ..... Still drowsing ..... Kannu muchhikonde )

bs : Hello .....

My grandmother : Saapaadku haatikke vandudu ..... ( Ootakke manege bandu-bidu )

bs:  Appodde swargatillai Sakkare pongal -puliogare saapte ..... ( Avaagale swargadalli sweet pongal -puliogre tindaitu  ) :)

granny : Enna ? Hello ...

me : Aa ....  Hello .... Chollungo ( Hello .... Heli  )

granny : Huchhu .... Huchhagi en eno matabeda ..... Bidtu annu .... !!!

me : ( Ajjiya hi-pitch sound inda , complete aagi echhara aagoitu ) Sumne tamaashi madide ...... Manege barta iddini ootakke .....

granny : Sari vekitma .... ( Sari , phone idla )

me : Sari ....

Call summary - 00 : 00 : 59 ......  :)

Bus ashtottige  Hotel Amar daati , majestic bus stand olagade  bandittu .......

Conductor : Ilkolri ..... Last stop .... Ilkolli .....Bega ilkobeku ..... Bega .......

Intaha olle kanasannu kotta BMTC bus-ge " Thank You " anta manasinalliye heli ilkonde ......

" A lot can happen in a  BMTC bus  " ..... Alwa ....... !!!!   :)

Ps : 1> This story meant only for fun and its highly fictional  ...... Through this story , if i have hurted anybody's personal feelings or opinions towards God or any religious institution , then my sincere apologies to them ...... 
       2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .
       3> After reading this story , pls dont ask me "how is this dream possible " ?  :) 























































Thursday 16 December 2010

ಅದೃಷ್ಟ ಎಂಬ " ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಮಗ " :)

" Ree manshange bad time shuru aadre thale kerkondu, tale li gaaya aagi, gaaya cancer aagi doctor thale ne tegibeku anthare.. anthadralli naanu .... naanu .... 
 - En aitu nanage anta keltira alwa ... Hagiddare Ee katheyannu naghu mukhadondige odi .....Nimage artha agutte :) 


Date : 08/12/10  


05.30 am : " Haalu .... Haalu " , endu haalinava gate hattira bandu kooguttane . Avana speciality enappa andre  aatha kooguvudu " erade baari " . No more No less but with increasing intensity level .... Naavu bandu haalu togolilla andre andu bekkige ( "cat ", "Felis Domestica " ) rasadouthana . Andu naanu DSC [ Data Structures ] lab internals ge bega eddu oduttide , so naane hogi haalu tegedukonde .
BS :  Namaskara boss ....
Haalinava : " Haalu .... Haalu " .
Ayyo , adu bittare bere padagale gottilvenri endu manasinalliye andukonde .... 


06.15 am : " Mallige .... Mallige .... Shavanthige .... Shavanthige " , endu hoovu maaruvava baruttane . Ee mahanubhavando" Chinese accent " with high pitch ..... He is like a moving alarm for our entire street . Entaha kumbhakarnanu elalee beku , aatana impada dhvanige .... Take it from me , u r watch may show wrong time , but he is always on time ....  Antaha bhoopa .... 


E kade , nanna oduva kelasa , nidhanavaagi saagutittu ...... 


06.45 : Bagila bali eno sound aitu .... Hogi nodidare , newspaper bandu biddide . E maharaaya yeseyuvudu yavaagalu right on spot , baagila hattiraane bandu beeluttade .
(
 Hinde omme naanu avanannu kelidda nenapu : 
BS : " Neevu yeseyuvudu enri ashtu perfect aagi irutte ? "
Papervala : " Avella hange ma .... Trade cigarettuuuu .... "
BS : " Yavudri adu trade cigaratteuu  ? "
Papervala : Cigaratte alla ma , secret ... secret .... 
BS : " Oh ... Trade secreta " !!!!
Papervala : " Nananna en ankondiya .....  Avayya .... Abdul .... Abdul ... "
BS :  Abdul Kalam 
Papervala : Hu .... Avayyanu haage ne namma taraha ne paper hakta iddru gotta ?
BS : Sari neenu mahaprachanda bidu guru .
)


7.10 am : Bisi bisi coffee cup ondu kayalli , Newspaper mattondu kayalli itkondu glance madta idde.
               Usually swalpa jana first sheet inda , inna swalpa jana last sheet inda oduttare . But , naanu yaavagalu " page no 3 " indaane shuru maaduvudu . Yake andre alli ide namma bhavishya , ade " Nithya bhavishya "
              Avattu bhavashiya chennagi iddrene oduvudannu continue maduvudu , illa andre just break .... 
              Adarante avattina " nanna bhavishya " hegittu andre .....
             " Bus-Train nalli prayana maduvavavru jopana . Vidhyarthigalige indu adrushta kadime ( yava taraha anta "end"ige gottagutte worry madkobedi ?? ) Yavude nirdharavannu raahukaladalli tegedukollabaradu "  :)
         
             Rahukaala : 12 pm -1.30 pm  :)  


(  My dsc lab internals was scheduled between 11.50 pm and 2.20 pm )
  
9.30 am : Had breakfast in a hurry . Not to forget my second dose of coffee , before i left for college .....


10.00 am : Majestic nalli kengeri kadege hoguva bus hatti , door opposite iruva "gents" seat nalli kulitkonde . Maybe I was the third passenger to board the bus . E bus kathe enappa anta andre " Bus Fullu " aaguva tanaka hordode illa . 
               BMTC bus prayanada sukhane bere ri . Illi neevu bere bere taraha janarannu kanabahudu . Banni nodona enu-enaitu anta .....
               
Entry 1>Sundara cheluve obbalu ladies side inda hattidalu ...
           Cheluve : [ In a stylish english accent nalli ]  " R.V College ge hogutta uncle !!! " . Problem enappa andre " ivugalige" - uncle,anna,tata emba padgala madhye vythyasane gotilla ..... En madona heli ?
           Driver : [ Uncle emba pada keli  swalpa sittininda ] " Hatkolri .... Hatkolri .... "
           
          Ivaga , avala mukha sariyaagi nodide . Nodida takshana nenapu bandidde e haadu ...... 


" O Elliruve manava kaaduva roopasiye , Bayakeya Balliya , Naguvu hoovada preyasi neenu .... Elliruve "
           The only difference is that in the song , the hero ( ananth nag ) will be in the helicopter , but i was in  BMTC bus :)


Entry 2> Ibbaru vayassada vyakthigalu  nanna hinde bandu kulitkondru . Avara maatu-kathe-vyathe ella amele nodona.


Entry 3> Ibbaru mahileyaru (auntyyaru) ododi bandu , kadegu bus hatkondru . Hatti ellara mukhavanu omme gamanisi , nanna munde iruva seatnalli bandu kootkondru.


Entry 4> A tamilian entered into the bus . How did i find out he is a tamilian ?
           So simple ri , naavu kannadadavaru aadru englishu-panglishu-hindi anta matadtivi aadre e tamilavru maatra avara bhashe na elli hodaru bitkodade illa antaare . E bhoopa hattidaa nantara kelida modala prashne : 
           Bhoopa : ( In tamil ) Kengeri ki poguma busss ?? ( U can observe a dragging end  :) )
           Conductor : ( Replies in tamil itself !!! ) Aama ... Pogum .
       - E bhoopa nanna pakada seat nalli kulitkonda .
     
Hegene "bus fullu" aitu . Conductor whistle hodedu " right .... right ande bitta " . Namma prayana shuru .....


Conductor : " Pass iddavaru pass torisi . Cheeti ... Cheeti ... " . Idu avana routine dialogue .


Nanna hinde idda vayassada tatandira maatu-kathe-vyathe heege ittu nodi :


Tata 1 : Neevu ene heli puttuswamy , Yeddi e taraha madbardittu . Nannanu kelidre takshana resign madbekagittu avru .
            ( Alla yeddyurappa ivranna hudkondu bandu "resign ... madla ... bedwa " anta kelbekante . Nodi ..... )


Tata 2 : Howdu gowdre . Alla namma kaladalli Lal Bahadur Shastry , Kengal hanumnthaih avrella ondu aapadane bandru takshana raajenaame kotbidavru .


Tata 1 : Ayyo , avranella ivarige holisbedi . E kaladalli nyaya , neethi , dharmakke bele illa bidi .Namma makalle namma maatu kelalla  puttuswamy , inna aa mundevu keluttaa. Heli ? 


Tata 2 : ( Colgate smile ) Hahaha  .... Nija ... Nija . :)


Ivaga nanna munde idda aunty-yara conversation nodona :


Aunty 1 : Beligge bega eddu , tindi maadi , makallana school ge kalisi , avara ( gandana ) batte iron maadostralli saku sakaagoitu ri vimalamma ...... Ivru bere ( of course avru bere ne !! ) upittu , chitranna tinodilla antaare . Dina dose, chapathi,poori madokke aguttenri ? 


Aunty 2: Ayyo ..agalla bidri kamalamma . Namma maneyallu ide golu . Adu bere namma makkalu sariyagi odode illa ri .Mooru hottu , aa TV munde biddirutve . Shanigalu ( Pappa ,lord shani sthithi yochane maadi ) . Adu olle Newso-Passo nodtare andre , adeno WWE ante , cricket-pootball anta bidirutve ri .


Aunty 1: Howdu ri .... Haagirli nenne neevu " maneyondu mooru bhagilu " serial nodidra ? Adaralli a "atte"genaitu ? Badkavala athva sattbiddla ?


Aunty 2: Ayyo neevu nodbekagittu kamalamma . Aa atte aaspatre ge seriddale . Adeno  " coma " ante . Aspathreyalli sose , Entha olle dialogue heltale gotta ( gottidre yake keltare heli ? ) , namma atte mukha sannage aitu !!! Hahaha .....




Pakadalli kulittida aa tamil " bhoopa " ishtottu silent aagiddavanu , ivaga sudden aagi tanna mobile phone tegedu ondu tamil song play madida . Olle fast music , hosa song play madida anta ankondra ? Illave illa .... Aa song yavudu gotta  ......


"
 poanaal poagattum poadaa - indha
bhoomiyil nilaiyaay vaazhndhavar yaaradaa? 


"

and the song continues .....

Tatparya :  " Hodare hogali hogo .... E bhoomiyalli yaru taane shashwatha ? "  

Ayyo devare .... Hinde tatandira political story , munde aunty-yara mini family story, pakadalli tragedy.... Innu bahalashtu manoranjane siguva jaagave namma-nimma BMTC . :)

E time ge sariyagi bus humps daati " Gaali aanjaneya swami " devasthanada munde hoitu . Nanage ivattina " dina bhavishya " gnapaka bandu :

" Devare nanna bus prayanadalli yavude tondaregalu aagadirali , haagene nanna adrushta chennagirali . Pareekhsheyalli naanu odiruva program nalle ondu barali swami " endu devaralli prarthiside  :) 

Hege namma prayana saguttittu .... R.R .Nagar stopnalli obba hero hattida ......  

Entry 5> Kudukara sanghada adhyaksha mahodaya irabeku ri . Baayinda "ramarasa" da parimala  ellede pasarisitu . Bandu takshanane

Kuduka : ( In a drunked accent ) Saahebre .... Mysore ge hogutte alwa .
Conductor mahodaya : Illa ri , kengeri ne last . Ticketa athva passa ?
Kuduka : Mysorrreeeee ge oglebekuuuuuu . Naanu node bidtini , nivu henge hogalla anta . Court Court ge hogtini ri . En ankondidira . Naanu bari huchha alla , double huchha ..... !!!! 

      ( 1> Lol ... Normal people say " Neenu huchha " , but only a drunkard says " Naanu huchha .... double Huchha " etc .... 
        2> Is there any difference between " Huchha" and " Double huchha " ?
      )

Hushappa .... Atlast RV College stop bantu ..... Manasinalliyea ivarige " Tata ... Good Bye " heli college campusge entry kotte.

11.40 am : Cse groundnalli record pustakavannu omme tiruhakide .... Program No 3 bittu ella odiruva lakshangalu kanisuttitu .

Mukhadalli sannadondu nagu bantu ennuva ashtralli , " Vidyarthigalige adhrushtha kadime " emba saalu nenapaitu  . Omme joragi " Jai hanuman " endu koogi DSC lab kadege mukha madide .

Last Scene - DSC lab :

Completely strange sceneriao at lab entrance :

1> Hudugaru tale kerkolloduenu , uguru kadiyuvudenu , pencil ninda tale ge hodkolloduenu , pen gala cap kadiyuvudenu .... Illi sampoorna mouna . Ababba !!!! 

2>Hudugiyarantu labina ondu moole inda mattondu moolege joragi odadutta kayalli pustaka itkondu ..... " I have not studied this ya .... I m so nervous u know " !!! - Emba dialogue common ......

3> Naanu nanna watch nodutta , rahukala : 12 gantege endu nenapu madikondu ,ashtaralli exam shuru madbeku endu manasinalliye lekka hakuttidde ....   

11.55 am : Concerned Lab incharge entry kodtare ..... 
They told us to pick one chit out of 15 chits present on the table . Nanna manassina gondala onde " Raahukaala , dina bhavishya , adhrushtha " ..... 

As usual , they told us to pick up the chits in an order of " increasing roll no " .
En madodu , appa-amma "v" inda hesaru ittbitru , anubhavisuttiruvudu naanu .... :)

Unfortunately/Fortunately raahukaala shuru agbidtu . Obbobbaraagi chits tegedukondu hogi adralli iruva program madatakkaddu .... Kadegu nanna munchina roll no " vikas " annu karedaru .

Madam : Ondu cheeti tegi ....
Vikas tegeda ..... Program 3 .... Sadya nanage aa program baralla anta tumba khushi aitu .... Mattomme a sundara cheluve ge "manasaare" dhanyavaada endu konde .....

But , " man proposes god disposes " anta kelidini ...... Adarante , the lab in charge put that chit ( of prog -3 ) once agin into the lot , shuffled and told me to pick one .

My hands , moving in slow motion towards the table ...... Atlast i picked up one chit ..... Howdu ri neevu andukondiddu nija ....

I got prog-3 only !!!  :(

Amele en madodu ..... Program change, with a penalty of 10 marks ..... Nodi adhrushta annuvudu hege aata adutte anta ...... 

Exam mugisi manege baruvashtaralli 4.20 pm ( 420 ) ..... Beligge ediddu 4.20 am ( 420 ) ...... Ee 4.20 to 4.20 elli nadeda ella gatane galannu nenapisikollutta , nagutta , besarapadutta , ondu conclusion ge bande kanri . 

" Ee ' Adhrushta ' annuvudu saamnyavalla ..... Adu nijavaglu ' baddi magane' emba satya gnanodayavaitu  " 
:)


PS : 
1> This is an exaggerative story meant only for fun .
2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .