Saturday 29 January 2011

ಅಮ್ಮ ಹೋಗೋಲ್ಲ ..... ತರಕಾರಿ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಹೋಗೋಲ್ಲ :D




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Rajaadalli kelasa kaarya illade bs enaadru tarakaari maarokke hortiddana anta ankondra ..... Illa guru .... Paristhithi innu ashtu vikopakke tirugilla ....... Enaadru tarakaari "tota"kke visit kottirabahudu bs , anta neevu uhisidre adu tappu ...... Antaha olle kelasa naanu yaavattu maadakilla budi ..... Matte vishayavaadru enu anta nimma manasinalli gondala ...... Gottaitu ri ......

"Hurry ... Hurry ..... Hurry "beda ...... " Worry ..... Worry ..... Worry .... "u beda ..... "Hari"yannu nenasikondu , kaalu chaachikondu , Aaraamagi odi . :)


" Ayyo illa bs ..... Namma maneyalli tarakaari yella mummy's departmentu ..... Me not interferingu ..... Okay  " anta helavru kooda nidhanavaagi tarakaarigala salad tinkondu odi ...... Mood barutte ...... " :)


Ee naduve ella tarakaari gala bele hechhaadmele antu , ee tarakaari angadi yavaru ontara kudure vyaapaara madta iddivi anta manasinalli andukondu bitiddare guru ...... Avrige heluvavarilla ...... Keluvavarilla ...... Aadidde aata .... Itidde rateu ....

"Ayyo 'baddi haidne' ...... Kathe shuru maadla andre , gottuiruva vishayaane helta iddiyalla ..... Bega kathege baarla ..... " anta nimma manasinalli yochane ....... 

Igo bantu nanna kathe ......

Ondu bhaanuvaarada madyahna  ( One sunday afternoon ....... ) :

amma : Yellidyo ....... ?
bs  : Illi computer munde ..... 
amma : Rajaa anta  mooru hottu computeru - pomputeru  munde kootidre , kannu-kivi yella haalaagi hogutte ........ Sari ..... Ivaga hogi manege tarakaari togondu baa ...........

( Nanagantu maneyalli  baiskodu ontara adjust aagi bitiddini ......... Ivaga ivru ene helidru ontara hogalutta iddareno anta khushi aagutte ..... )

bs : Amma , wow ...... Ninna seere (saree) bahala chennagide ...... You are looking awesome !!!  Ishtella compliments kottidini ......... Nannadondu samll requestu ....... Neevu ootakke tarakaari haaki  "sambar " madlilla andru parvaagilla ...... " Naanu maatra hogolla ..... Tarakaari angadige hogolla  " .  

amma : Lo magane ..... Naanu ninna amma kano ...... Ninna ee sarcastic compliments gella naanu solodilla ....... Hogi ardha kg carrotu , ardha kg moolangi (raddish) , Ondu kg tomato ....... Haagene 0.5 litreu mosaru packetu togondu baa ........ Hordappa bega .....

bs : Tale baachkondu hogtini ...... Swalpa wait maadi .....

alle idda namma ajji : Ahaaa ....." Vara Pooje"kki  Portikro ...... Ange unna pakurttukku ande ponnu varla ...... Begu po ..... Apdiye paadi kg kolkai ( here letter 'i' is silent )  vaankyondu va .....

( Ahaaa .... Vara poojege hortiddane ..... Alle ninnanu nodalu yaava hudugiyu barolla ..... Bega hordu ..... Haagene ardha kg hurulikaai togondu baa )

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1> Nodi amma kanadalli heltaare ..... ajji tamilnalli heltaare ....... Ondondu sala ella mixaagi , lifenalli bejaan confusion aagutte ..... You will understand this at the "fag end" of the story .......,. 
    
2> Nodi nanna weaknessu ...... yaaradru tellingu  " hudugiyarau yaaru barolla " anta ...... naana manassige mattu buddhige besara aagi , tanna kaarya nirvahane yannu nillisi , eradu ( no more .... no less !!! )  nimishagala kaala kanasu kaanutta nintukondubidtini guru ....... 

amma : Duddu ittiddini ..... Togondu hogu ..... 
bs : Sari , innondu sala heltini  nodkoli ........ Ardha kg carrotu , ardha kg moolangi , Ondu kg tomato , ardha kg kolkai ( nodi hurulikaai padane maretu hoitu !!!!!  ) , ardha litreu mosaru packetu ........ Righta?

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BMTC bus nalli jaasti travel maadi elladakku "right .... right " emba pada-ne barutte  :D

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amma : Hu ....

ajji : " Maatiginta ugule jaasti " anno taraha , tarakaari togondu barokke ishtu hotta ....... Ayyo ...... Nanna mommaganu aagodikke laayakilla bidu ........  :)

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 Neevu ene heli guru , ee tata-ajjiyaru " gaade " maatugalalli expert aagiruttare ....... Neevu kelnodi ...... Ontaraha kelokke khushi agutte .....


Antu-Intu , amma-ajji ( Sorry ..... ajji -amma , seniority prakaara helbekalwa ? ) made an offer , which bs couldn't refuse ...... !!!

Ivaga , mattondu confusion ..... Mane hattira eradu tarakaari angadi  ide ...... Ondu north-east nalli iddare , innondu south-west nalli ....... Yava angadiyavana mukha nodidre ivattu chenagirutte anta swalpa yochane maadide .......  Aaga nanage aapatbhaandhavanaagi , nenapige bandiddu " Dijkstra's Algorithm " .......... Adarante , north- east nalliruva angadi ne hattira anta anisitu !!!!

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Nanagantu "eradu" jaagagalige horadabekaadare tumbaa bejaaru agutte ri .......

Ondu - Beligge college kadege horataaga ...... 

Mattondu - Ee tarakaari angadigalige horataaga  ........ :)

Gottaitu nimma prashne ...... ?

" Alla kanla bs , ninguve aa tarakaari angideguve yaakla ishtu  vairatva " ?

Nanna uttara :  " Osi  kathe ododannu continue maadla ....... Ninge gottagutte "  :)

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Mane inda keluve nimishagala walk , aa tarakaari angadige  ....... Dariyalli ondu " Shettara Angadi " yedagadege barutte . Nanna ondu abhyaasa , daariyalli hoguvaaga omme shettara angadi  kadege tirugi , angadi tegedidya ilwa anta nodi prayana munduvarisodu ..........

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Ee "shettara angadi" locality nalle tumbaa pamousu ........ Alli neevu ene  saamanu - saranjaamu kelidru  "illa " anta helakilla aa "shetty sahebaru " :) Beligge 6.30 angadi tegedre , night 11 ge angadi close madodu . Ondondu dina madyahna ootakku angadi close maadolla shetty !!  

Aa angadi  eshtu pamous andre ........ Hege namma roadnalli  hogbekaadre ondu dina ee ajjiyara conversation kelde .......

 ajji-1 : Nodri , nam desa eshtu mundvarita ide anta , Nan mommaga emailu-pemailu ( sadya female anlilla !!!  ) , poto , pictureu anta elladannu mobile pone nalle nodtaane . Nam kaaladalli el ittu ri ivella ....... Bo khushi aagtaite .....

ajji-2 : Ashtu doora yaake hodri . Naavu mane maadkondu bandaaga , manege saamanu tarabeku andre malleswara - marketu anta ashtu doora hogbekagittu . Ivaga nodi  " shettara angadi "  yelli duddu swalpa jaasti aadruve , yella sigutte . Ishtu nodine helbahudu namma desha uddhara aagta ide anta ........ 

ajji-1 : Sariyaagi helidri .....

Alla , namma roadina kelavu ajjiyara paalige , " shetty " angadi ittidde ,  desha uddhara aagta irodakke saakshi ........ Anyways hats off  to "shetty " .......  :)

Haagaagi  naanu yaavaglu , " shetty " angadi  darshana maadkonde prayaana munduvarisodu  !!!!   :)  

Kelavomme shetty gu - nanagu ee ಬೇಳೆ gala vichaara dalli confusion aagiruvudannu mareyuvantilla ...... Omme ee shetty angadi inda  ತೊಗರಿ ಬೇಳೆ badalige ಉದ್ದಿನ ಬೇಳೆ yannu tandu , vaapas koduvudakke  hodaaga , shetty saahebru " Enri ,Nimage ashtu gottagalva ? " anta heliruvudannu illi nenapisikollabahudu ........ 

Namma tata- ajji , haagu innu keluvu locality-ya hiriyarannu bittu , ee " shetty " nammellarannu impress maaduvudaralli yashaswi aagiddane ........ 

Otinalli ee " shetty " namma idi locality ge bahala bekaadantaha vyakthi .                                   

Kshamisbeku  ...... Naavu  irode heege swami !!!  ...... Ondu topic sikbittare saaku ...,.. Kathe - Upakathe ella sersi , Bekaagirodu  Bed-de irodu ella maataadta hogtivi ....... " Naalige ( tongue ) ge  moole illa "  anta nammanu node helirbeku hiriyaru.........


Vaapas kathege banni guru ......

Tarakaarai angadige bandu reach aade . Paristhithi naanu ankondiddakinta worst aagi ittu ....... Aidu ( 5 ) jana aunty-yaru tarakaari togolokke nintiddare ....... Obobbaru eshtu dappa iddru andre , nanage angadi munde jaaga illade alle road nalli hogi nintukonde ......  Naanu angadige banda takshana , Ee auntyyaru omme nanna mukha nodi , nantara avara conversations munduvarsidru .........

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   ps : 1> You can imagine ..... 2 aunty's standing in first row ...... 3 aunty's in second row ..... Me at the back as per queue  :)
        2> Tarakaari angadiyavana hesarannu , innu munde short and sweet aagi "gowda" anta karitini ...... (  In remembrance of the attender " gowda "  of CAED lab .......  )
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Yava-yava tarahada  conversations nadeyutte ..... Neeve nodi .......

aunty-1 : Carrtot kg eshtu ?

gowda  :  Nalvatta eradu ...... Porty two .....

aunty-1 : Ayyo .... Ayyo ...... Moovatteradu  ( 32 ) madkoli ....... Parvaagilla .......

gowda : Moovateradikke kotre naanu angadi mucchkondu hogbekagutte ' taayi '  !!! 

Alle pakadalli idda , aunty -2 : (  Aunty-1 kade mukha maadi  ) Choukaasi ( bargain)  maadi , aadre ishtu kadime ge kelodenri ? Paapa avrige swalpavaadru labha  bedwa ....  ?

aunty -1 : Sumkiri saaku ..... Aa vayya eshtu laabha madkantaane anta naa kandilwe ?

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Ee  "choukaasi" ( bargain ) word kelida takshana namma pakkada mane " choukaasi " kalaa aunty bagge helbeku anta anisitu ....... Avarige aa " choukaasi " emba birudu baralu kaarana idde ide ........ Yaake anta omme nodona banni .......

Beedhi mele bekaagiruva  vegetables , fruits , flowers yaavude barli  ee kalaa aunty , mangala aunty , namma ajjiyavaru, yeduru mane " mudaliyar " aunty ellaru seri competition mele "bargain" madlikke shuru maadtaare ........ Paapa maaruvudakke bandiruvavana paristhithi yochane maadidre ' ayyo ' anta anisutte ........ En madona heli ..... Kadegu  ' kala ' aunty ne  lowest amount 'bid' maadi , avana tale kedisi ,  "choukaasi" competition nalli  firstu baruttare ....... Haagaagi tarle hudugaru "choukaasi" kalaa anta avarige hesaru ittiddare ........  :)

Neevu en aadru heli guru , ee vegetable vyaapaara maduvudaralli "ladies" expertu ....... Adaralli doubt illa ........

Omme, beedhi mele "avarekaai"(  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_bean  ) maruvavanu dooradalli baruttiddagale ......

namma ajji : Chenagilla ....... Avarekaai kettu hogiruva taraha ide !!!! 

alle nintidda naanu : Alla ajji ...... Naanu mutti nodidru chennagidyo-ilwo anta gottagalla ........ Haagiruvaaga , neevu ashtu doradalli iruvaagale , chennagilla anta hege helidri ? 

ajji : ( Pepsodent smile kottu ) Hahaha ......   Naanu ninna taraha engineeringu-pangineeringu anta odillade irabahudu , aadre intaha tiluvalike devaru kotiddane ......

Wah ..... 

 " Education is for life , not for living " emba Sai Baba avara maatu sari , anta anisitu ....... 

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Ishtella yochane maduvashtralli , aunty-1 vyaapaara mugisi hortu hogidru . But tata-ajji obbaru hosadaagi entry kotidru ....... Tata nanna pakadalli nintiddu, avara hane vibhuti-inda tumbittu ........ Ajji kachhe seere utkondiddu kaanisitu . Avaru style aagi  Que break maadi (  :(   ) , first row nalli tarakaari vyaapaara  maadokke shuru maadidru . Nodi guru , age aagta-aagta  idda haage  eshtu "extra privileges" anta .......  

Aa time-ge sariyaagi ,

aunty-3 ( aunty-4  mukha nodutta ) : Ivattu en maadidri tindi ?

aunty-4 : Dwaaaseee maadidde !!!!! Nan maga dwaaaseee jotege aalugedde (potato) palya madilla andre , inmyaage school ge hogakilla anbutta ri ..... Tumbaaa hatmaari mundedu ...... Adakke madkotte  ........

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1> Tindi enu madidri  anta kelidre eshtu maataadtaare  ....... Abba Abba ........

2> Dwaaaaseee = Dosa anta tiliyuvudakke kela nimishagalu bekaitu   :)

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Intaha conversations keli-keli  naanu tumbaa impatient aagi .........

bs : Boss ...... Naanu ashtu hottinda wait maadta iddini ..... Bega kodi ......

gowda : Bega andre ..... Nanage enu naalku kai ( hands ) idya ? Naanenu aata aadta iddinenri ? Swalpa hottu wait maadi .......

Idannu gamanisuttidda , pakadalli nintidda tata : What young man ? Any problemmmm ?

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a> As I have already told in my previous article , bereyavaru yaaradru ee taraha oldu , youngu anta maataadidre , nanna "age" maretu hogutte .... Matte "calculate" madlikke shuru maadtini .....Haage matte calculate maadide .... Okie ..... No problem ..... Yes , I am relatively younger anta swalpa khushi aitu ......

b> Enappa ..... Usually ee vayassadavaru nanna hattira kannadalli maataadtaare,aadre ivru englishnalli yaake helidru ?There may be two possibilities .....

1> Ivarige kannada barolla ...... 

2> Naanu swalpa smart aagi angadige hogidde ....... So, ee english nalli sadaa badkontaaralla , antaha  category-yavanu naanu anta ankondu bittra tata ?

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Anyways ,

bs : Hmmmm ..... Nothing ...... Nothing serious .....

tata : So, are you studyinggg ?

bs : Yea .... Engineering ..... Computer science ...... 

tata : Which collegeee ?

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Avaru "problem" , " studying ", " college "  anta style aagi pronounce maadodu nodi ,  matte avara haneya  "vibhuti " gamanisi , ivru  " Madras - Iyer " irbahudu anta manasinalle guess  maadkonde ......

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 bs :  ( College hesaru helakku ishta ilde ) Aaaa ....RV College .....

tata : Good ..... I am also an engineer..... I completed my Automobile Engineeringggg from Madras Institute Of Technology long back in sixties ...... Later I worked in Integral Coach Factory for 37 years ........ Now I am enjoying my retired life in Bengaluru ......

Heege paapa , avru tamma bio-data helutta hodru ....... Sumne naanu " Oh ... Nice ..... Okay ..... Great " anta eno kelisikolluva taraha , tale alladisutta act madta-idde .

Adu allade , retired life enjoy maduvudakke " bengalurige " bande - emba maatu keli tumbaa aascharya aitu ......... 

Last ge , ajji vyaapara mugisi bandru ..... 

tata : Sorry , I forgot to ask your name .....

naanu nanna hesaru helide .......

bs : Sir , Your good name ..... ?

tata : Subramanya Iyerrr !!!!   :)

Ee tatana bio-data  keli bejaar aadrunu ,  Wow ...... Nanna guess correct aitalla !!!!!  Tumbaa khushi aitu guru  :D

Aa khushi jaasti hottu irodakke ee aunty galu bidlilla ...... Innu aunty-2 vyaapaara maadtaane iddru ...... Maadtaane iddru ......... Adara madhye ......

Aunty-3 ( Aunty-5 kade nodi ) : Enri ambujamma ...... Hosa "saree"na ? Nimma husband bidi pa [ Paapa ... Yaake bidbeku avru ?  ] neevu kelokke munchene tandu kodtaare !!! Neevu tumbaa lucky bidi  ...... Nammavru iddare . Wasteu !!! 

Aunty -5 : Ayyo ..... Illa ri ..... Monne , nanna naadini maga iddanalla [ iddano-ilwo ..... nanage gotilla sir !!!  ]  avana  maduve receptionalli nanna naadini kodisiddu .......

Aunty-3 : Otinalli hosa 'saree' bantu bidi  ....... Neeve lucky pa ......

Aunty -5 : Thank you ri ..... 

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Aunty-3  manege hodmele avara husband jote yava taraha maataadabahudu anta yochane maadta idde  ......... Howdu guru ........ Ee taraha ne ......  






Paapa aa "husband " emba praani hege ishtu himse tadkollutto ?  Devarige gottu ........ Munde nanna maduve aadmele nanna kathe-nu hege aadre ....... Ayyo ...... Ivaagle bhaya shuru aagta ide   :P 





ps : Author clearly recommends the reader to watch this video completely and then continue with the story ,  if you want this article to be more effective .........   :) 


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Sumne irokke aagde ......... Aunty -4 : ( Seeing aunty-5 ) Aadruve  nimma ee "saree"ge  neeli ( blue ) border set aagakilla budi ........  Yaake hasiru ( green ) border-du irlilwa ?

Aunty-5 : Paapa gift aagi kodbekaadre , aa colour beku ....... ee colour beku .......  adu  beku - idu beku anta kelokke aagutya ? Neeve yochane maadi ........

Aunty-4 : Oh ...... Haaaaaaagaaaaaaa ......  :)

Koncha samayada nantara , aunty-2 vyaapaara mugisi horaduvudaralli idru , aunty-4 "gowda"na  jote tarakaari rate bagge discuss maadta iddru ........ 

Intaha sandharbhadalli , yuvaka - yuvati yaribbaru , road nalli haayaagi , joraagi maataadutta -nagutta , jagattina parignaanavillade  , " Snehada Kadalalli , Nenapina Doniyalli , Telutta ....  Mulugutta , Preetiya Teeravannu Seruvudakke Horatiddaru " embante kaanisuttittu  ........ Howdu , nimma oohe correctu ........  Otinalli "Shubhamangala" picture-ina "Srinath - Aarti" taraha  aa " Jodi - Hakki galu " gocharisitu    :)

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- " Shubhamangala" ( 1975 ) became a blockbuster kannada film and Srinath became a full fledged hero because of this success  ..........  

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Haadu keliddu saaku ..... Kathege vaapas banri !!!  

Ee aunty-yara galaate naduveyu , intaha jodi yannu nodi bahala khushi aitu ........ Wah ....... Devaru avarannu bega " Preetiya Terakke serisali " endu santosha padutta idde ...... Adakku ee auntyaru kallu haaki-bittru guru   :(

Aunty-5 : ( Ee yuvaka yuvati yara kade kai torisutta , aunty-3 kade mukha maadi ) Alla ri .... Naavuuuu  collegeu - pallegeu anta hogta iddvi ....... Aadre chi !!! Ivarannu nodidre asahya aagutte . College-go / Tuition-go bartivi anta appa-ammanige heli road-road suttutve .......  

Aunty-3 : Howdu ri ...... Aa huduganige buddhi illa andre , avaligaadru bedwe ? Thu ..... Ee kaala kettu hogide ....... Namma kaaladalli naavu yavattadru ee taraha madidwa ? Ayyo rama ........ 

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"Kalidasa"na ondu padyada saaraamsha : " Haleyadella yaavaagalu sari yalla , Hosadella sadaa tappalla ....... Nimma Sari-Tappu emba nirdhaara nimma buddhi - nimma yochane gala mele avalambiside horatu , Haleyadu-Hosadu embudaralli alla .......  "    

Wah .....

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Ivarellara madhye nanna paristhithi hege ittu anta neeve oohisabahudu !!!!!  

Antu-Intu ella aunty-yaru vyaapara mugisi horataru ....... Kadegu nanna chance bantu ........


bs : Alla boss ...... Naanu ashtu hottinda wait maadta iddini ...... Enu navella customers alwa ?

gowda : Yarilla anta heliddu "siva "...... Aadre avarella ( aa aunty yarella )  regular customersuuuuu ........ Avru namage syaane importantu . Ivaga enu beku ....... Nidhaanke heli .

bs : Oh ..... Illu reservationa  ?

gowda : Avella namge gottagakilla  ....... Enu beku jaldi heli ? 

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Reservation anta helidmele  ee vichaaravannu tilisbeku anta anisitu  .......... 

Hindomme , naanu namma locality nalli - sambhandhikaralli - hiriyaralli -Buddhi jeevigalalli ......... " Andina Bharathakku - Eegina Indiagu " naduve aagiruva halavaaru badalaavane gala bagge keli , vichaarisi , discuss maadta idde ....... Kelkavara abhipraayavannu illi helbeku anta anisitu ....... 

1>"  Independence bantu nija ...... En siktayya ? Bari kole-darode - 'reservationu'- bribery .......   ishte aitu  ...... British-ru iddagale eshto chennagittu namma desha  " anta obbaru hiriyaru helidre .......    

2> " Indians are fit to be ruled not rulers " - Winston Churchill eshtu correct aagi heliddare alwa ? anta helidru mattobbaru  ......

3> " 2012 ge pralaya aagutte bidi ....... Matte hosa bharatha ondu bhoomiyalli kaanisikolutte "  emba kanasinalli magadobbaru .......

4> "Gopala Krishna Adiga's immortal lines— ' Kattuvevu Naavu  Hosa Naadondannu, Rasada Beedondannu ' should be our aim " anta aashaavaadi snehitanobba tilisida ...... 

5>  " Ayyo bidla ...... Nam nam manyaake naavu sandagidre ( Means : Chennagidre ...... Ivra bhashe artha madkollode doddu vishaya !!!  ) desa adara paadige uddara aag-tade " anta mattoba hiriyaru ......

6> " Hahaha ..... Bs namage enaadru tondare aagtidya ? Time-timege maneyalli  oota-tindi ella sikta ide  ....... Innu en beku helu ?  All Izz well  .......   :)  " anta helida matobba geleya .

7> " Namma samsaara-da  yochane-ne jaasti irbekaadre , innu deshada yochane naanu yaavaaga maadli " anta samasaara "bhandhana" dalli silukiruva parichayastharu obbaru tilisidru .

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" Unity In Diversity " anta idakke helirabeku guru !!!!   :P

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As usual , vaapas kathege banri !!!!  :)

bs : Aaaaa ..... Ardha kg carrotu , ardha kg moolangi , Ondu kg tomato , ardha litreu mosaru packetu ........ Bag togoli ..... Idakke haakibidi .

Eno martiddinalla anta manisinalle yochane maadta idde .......  Sudden aagi Ardha kg Kolkaai togobeku anta nenapige bantu 

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bs : Haagene .... Ardha kg Kolkai kodri !!!!   :)

gowda : Enu ?

bs : Kolkai !!!!

gowda : Kol ..... Kaai ?? Hangandrenu siva !!! ?

bs : Kolkai ri , ardha kg ..... 

gowda : Ishtu varsha tarakaari vyaaparadalli , ide pirst timeu ee " Kol ...Kaai " kelta irodu .....

bs : Ade swalpa , uddakke irutalla  ......

gowda : Nuggekaai enri ?

bs : Nuggekaai alla ...... Kolkai  :P

gowda : Nanage yavudu anta gottagta illa ........ 

bs : Ade .... Adaralli palya madtaaralla ..... !!!  :)

gowda : Swalpa uddakke irodu ..... Palya maadtaare andre ...... Haagala kai enri ?

bs : Ayyo ..... Haagala Kai alla ..... Kolkai  :P 

gowda : Nangantu gottagta illa ..... Ille irbeku nimma "kol ... kai " nodi  ......

bs : ( At last i found "kolkai" which was filled in one huge basket type container ...... :)  ) Ade ri ..... Allidyalla ...... Adu ....

gowda : ( pointing to some other container  ....) idenri ?

bs : Ayyo adalla .... Adara pakkaddu !!!

gowda : Aahaaaaa ........ Entaha "kalavida"nayya neenu ....... "Hurulikai" ge hogi " Kolkai" anta heltiddiyalla devru ?

bs : ( OMG  :)  ) Naanu aa taraha helidna ?

gowda : Sarihoitu nimma sahavaasa !!!  :) Illi madgivni ..... Togoli .....

Avanu heldashtu duddu kottu ( I am very much weak in bargaining ...... Need to persue a training course from " choukaasi  kalaa " aunty  !!!!  ) tarakaari togondu , bega angadi-inda kalchkonde :) 

Adakke helodu ri ...... Ee tarakaari angadidge hogokke nanage ishtave illa .......  :)

Nanna tarahane, halavaaru mandi 'yuvakaru' dina intaha tarakaari angadi galalli  " maanasika shoshane " ge olagaaguttiddaralla !!! endu  yochisutta , Ayoo paapa anta ankondu , nadeda conversations galannu nenapisikolutta , nagutta , besarapadutta ,  kai -yalli tarakaari iruva bag itkondu ,matte  vaapas mane kadege horate  ........ Daariyalli " Shettara Angadi " yannu matte nodkondu manege bandu seride .........

Amma : Yaako ...... Ishtu lateu ?

bs : Naanu beda-beda anta helidru neeve nanannu kaluhisiddu .......Aa Tarakaari anagadi yalli , ee aunty yaru " Saree bagge , Dwaaaaseee bagge , makkala school bagge, avara bio-data  bagge" harate  hodeyutta iddare , innu late aadru aascharyavenu illa  !!!!

Amma : Mosaru packetu , Ajji helidda hurulikai ella tandiddiya taane ?

( Matte ella conversations nenapige bantu ....... Hahaha .... )

bs : ( With a smiling face ) Yella  "bag"nalli madgivni ( ittidini ) ?

Amma : Ah ..... ?

bs : ( pointing to the bag in which I brought the vegetables ) Yella aa "bag"nalli ittidini  :)

Swalpa hottadmele ..........

Ootada samayadalli , "Mosaranna"da  jotege " Mango Pickles "  haaki kondu tinnuvaaga  ee kathe baribeku emba idea bantu ............  Never ever underestimate " mosaranna "  :P

Nanna kathe odidmele nanna paristhithi , ee haadina roopadalli nimma nenapige barutte , anta nange gottu guru !!!  ......... 

"

   Naguvudo ? Aluvudo ? Neeve Heli 
   Iruvudo ? Biduvudo ? Ee Oorinalli 
   Ee janara naduve naanu hege baalali ?
   Aluvudo ? Naguvudo ? Eega enu maadali ?


:)

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Ee Tarakaari angadi galalli jopaana ....... Hushaaru !!!


Hosa "samaachaara"dondige matte sigona guru .....

Alliyavaregu, namma kadeinda ondu Namaskara :)


PS : 
1> 
This is an exaggerative story based on a real theme and is meant only for fun.
2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .
3> Author cant assure the degree of accuracy of many of the factual points discussed in the story .

4> Author is very much grateful to all those who were helpful in writing this article .
5> * -> Conditions apply .   :)