God Moves In A Mysterious Way :)

|| Sri Lakshmi Janardhana Swamy Prasanna ||

( Nodi illu ladies ge reservationu ...... Yaaru Janardhana Lakshmi prasanna anta helalla :( )

|| Srimate Raamanujaaya namaha ||

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Enappa ee photogalella haaki madve invitation card enaadru print madista iddana anta gaabri beelbedi ...... Adakinnu time ide guru ..... :)

Introduction : Portunately / Unportunately naanu Iyengar maneyalli huttide ( strictly speaking hospital nalli huttiddu !!! ). Namma mane devaru Bailahalli ya Sri Lakshmi Janardhana Swamy ( pic 1>) .
(
This Village is in Hassan Taluk , Hassan district , Karnataka state . Many of the families running "Iyengar bakeries" ( Sniff !! Sniff !! Namma taata enadru bakery ittidre ee college-exam gala avashayakathe ne irta irlilla ) in south India hail from this village. This Village has a temple to Lakshmi Janardhana swamy who is the family deity of many of these Iyengar families .
)
Prati varusha illi
"Dolaayamaanam Govindam Manchastham Madhusudanam Rathastham Janardhanam Drushtva Punarjanmam Navidyathe "

(
Those who witness the Lord Govinda, Madhusudhana, Janardhana on His Gems filled Throne on the seventh day of His Brahmotsavam, decorated with all kind of gems and peethambarams along with His Ubhaya consort on the swing in Ratham will not have a rebirth.
-Though i havent understood its proper meaning till date ..... :)
)
emba maryadeyalli " Sankranthi " habbakke eradu dina munchitavaagi "Sri"yavarige ( devarige ) pushpaalankruta divya rathaarohana ( brahmarathotsava ) nadeyuttade .

Before starting off with actual story just observe the following :
1> Namma kade , tumba hale generation hesarugalu hege iruttitu ?
Beluru Srinivasa Iyengar , Goruru Ramaswamy Iyengar , Maasti Venkatesha Iyengar , Doraiswamy Iyengar , Krishna Iyengar etc ....... etc

2> Barta - Barta fashionu ( passionu ) hechhu agta middle generation hesarugalalli " Iyengar" surname mareyagutta hoitu . ( You could rarely find it !!! )
Eg > Srinath, Janardhan , Gopalakrishna ,Srinivas , Sunder ,Sampat ,Krishnamurthy ,Narayan etc ..... etc ...

Oorugalalli prati maneyallu ide hesarugalannu hudugarige idakke shuru maadidru ...... Aaga "jana"rige identification problem shuru aitu ..... So adakke bantu ee " Adda Hesaru " concept .......

Eg > "Wilson garden " sunder - He has kept a bakery in Wilson garden .....
" LIC " sampat kumar - He was working in LIC ......
" Hotte " shesha - He had such a bulky stomach ...... :D
" Aane kaalu " srinivas - Avaradu aane gaatrada kaalugalante ...... Lol :)
" 4th block " Krishnamurty - He has kept a bakery in Jayanagar 4th block ......
" Aduge " sampat - Ivru maduve - munji hege halavu samarambha galalli aduge maadtaarante ........

3>Illi hege "Uncle ... Aunty " anta respect kottu karitaaro , haage namalli " Maama ..... Maami " anta gourava kottu karitaare ....... :)

4> My observations on bakery Iyengars :
a> Poor time sense : Ivarige 1 hour andre 1 nimishada taraha .... Lekkane illa guru .... Entaha somaari gu bejaar agutte ivarannu nodidre .....
b> High will power : History of legendary V.B.Bakery ( Visveshvarapuram Brahmin's Bakery ) justifies this ..... Ivaaglu yaaradaru V.B.Bakery nalli kelasa madta iddini anta helidre , avarige siguva maryaadene bere guru .....
c> Strong dedication to their profession .
d> Saamnyavaagi Gundu-Gundaagi , Dappa-Dappavaagi iruttare .
e> Gambling hucchu - Ella Vitamin-M ( duddina ) mahime :)
f> Relatively poor tamil - Avra tamil accent nodbitte sulabhavaagi kanduhidiyabahudu .

- Ishtella odi sustaag bedi ..... Innu kathene shuru aagilla ...... Bekidre ondu cup coffee kudidu continue maadi .... :)

Ivaga shuru aitu actual story :

12/01/'11 :

Sumaaru 6.30 pm : Bylahalli ge bandu seridevu . Serid takshanane alle swalpa dooradalli idda maami obbaru avara yajamaanarige ( husband )
maami : ( pointing to one of the houses over there ) Eshtondu sala bandru nu , Idu yava mane anta gotaglilla .....
maama : Idu kolli mane kane ....

( I was really astonished ...... Started wondering , how come V.Kolli has changed his place from Belgaum [ May be Browsing Center would be more appropriate] to Bylahalli ....... :) )

bs : Yava kolli mane ?
appa : Aa mane na haage karitaare ...... Yaake anta nangu gotilla .......Oorige hodmele ajjiyavarannu kelu , gottagutte ......
bs : Hogli bidi .... :)

Alla, illi ella maneyavaru baagilu tekkondu baro-hoguvavarannella Coffee -Tea ge karita idaddu nodi ....... Hosabelaku chitrada ee haadu nenapige bantu ......

"
Teredide mane o baa athithi .......
Hosabelakina hosagaaliyaa .....
Hosabaalanu tha athithi .......
"
( B'lore nalli namma pakkada mane aunty ne ondu dina nannannu coffee ge kardilla !!! )

Hege yochane maataadutta hogta iddaga joteyalle bandidda bakery maama obbaru .......

maama : ( appana kade mukha maadi ) Srikanth ..... Neenglu yangal jote inneke "Mahadi Haat"ikke vandudungo . ( Neevu namma jote ivattu mahadi manege bandu bidi )
appa : sari .... sari ....

bs : Ee manegaadru yaake "mahadi mane" anta karitaare gotta ?
appa : Gottu ..... Ee maneyavaru mahadi kattisiddu , ee oornalle firstu ....... :)
bs : Oh ... Haage ..... Enoppa ee oorina "adda hesaru" galu nimage gottagbeku ..... !!!

Aa manege entry kotta keluve kshanadalli , allina chali vaatavarnakke seddu hodedu nilluvantaha bisi- bisi coffee bantu ..... Aahaha.... Anandavaitu ....
Coffee kudidmele aa mane hudugi obbalu ellara lota (tumbler) collect madidlu ......

Maami : ( namma kade torisutta ) Alle "uncle"du , "anna"ndu lota togollamma ....

bs : ( manasinalle ) Oye enri ... Naanu yavaga anna aade !!! .....Aadru aa hudugi ashtondu chennagi irlilla .... So , wokay .... No problem .....

( A lot can happen over a cup of coffee :) )

Hege coffee kudidu , freshen up aagi ..... Devasthanakke hoguva tayaari madkondu horuduvastralli ......

Bakery maama : Naanu bartini ... Ondu 5 nimisha wait maadi ...... Sandhyavandane mugisi bartini .......

( Ee kaladalli ondu time sandhyavandane maadode kashta ..... Antaadralli neevu second time bere maadtaiddiralla .... Greatu bidi ..... )

bs : Khanditha uncle ..... Nimannu bittu hodre devare darshana kodolla antaane ..... :)

Antu - Intu ,
appa - naanu .... maama - maami devasthanakke hortvi ......

On the way ,

maami : ( nanna kade tirugi - pointing to some bonda-bajji shop ) Paaru ma , inge idello romba pamous .....

bs : Yavudu .... Ee bonda - bajji na ?

maami : Howdu .... Olle quality oil , hittu upayogisi maadtaare illi .... Bangalore taraha alla ...... Monne tv-9 nalli torisdamma , adannu nodidmele nanage tinnokke bhaya ......

( Lakshmi janardhanana sannidhiyallu tv-9 haavali na ...... Ayyo ..... Nirantara suddigaagi nodta iri tv-9 :) )

bs : Oh ... Apdiyaa .... ( Oh ... Haaga .... )

Hege devasthanadalli "sri" yavara darshana mugisi outside bandaaga 7.45 pm aagittu ......

( Ivaga sikkidru namma LIC sampat a.k.a Tarle sampat .....Ivarige gotillada relation illa ...... Yara yara maneyalli enenu nadeyutte ella gottu ....... In future I will address him as "tarle" in short :) )

Tarle : ( namannu nodi ) Banni , Mari neenu barappa ..... Oota mugiskondu bandu bidona ...... Garudotsavakke late aagutte .....

( Garudotsavam was scheduled at 9.30 pm Indian Standard Time !!! )

Hege oota maadlikke "chatra"da ( choultry) kade hortvi ...........

Ivaga bantu guru aa madhura kshana ......

Yavudo ondu mane daati hoguvaaga , oballu sundara cheluve namma opposite direction nalli barutta iddalu ...... Aake black colour langa-daavani dharisi typical Iyengar veetu ponnu ( typical iyengar mane hudugi ) taraha kangolisuttiddalu ...... Aake mudiddidda mallige hoovu , avala soundaryavannu eradu pattu ( double ) hecchu aagisuttittu ......

Aa kannugalenu ....... Aa chenduti enu ..... Kaiyalli dharisida balegalenu .... Wah .... Wah ..... Ottinalli "naagarahaavu" chitarada "alumelu" taraha anta ankoli ........

Just imagine ...... bs ondu kade inda slowmotion nalli ododu ...... opposite direction inda aa "iyengar veetu azalage " ( iyengar mane cheluve ) odkondu barodu ...... With this song in the background ........
"
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ಬಾರೆ ಬಾರೆ ಒಲವಿನ ಚಿಲುಮೆಯ ಧಾರೆ ||


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ಮೌನ ಗೌರಿಯ ಮೋಹದ ಕೈ ಬಿಡಲಾರೆ ||


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ಬಾರೆ ಬಾರೆ ಒಲವಿನ ಚಿಲುಮೆಯ ಧಾರೆ ||


ಕೈಬಳೆ ನಾದದ ಗುಂಗನು ಅಳಿಸಲಾರೆ
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ರೂಪಸಿ ರಂಭೆಯ ಸಂಗವ ತೊರೆಯಲಾರೆ
ಮೌನ ಗೌರಿಯ ಮೋಹದ ಕೈ ಬಿಡಲಾರೆ ||


ಬಾರೇ ಬಾರೇ ಚೆಂದದ ಚೆಲುವಿನ ತಾರೆ
ಬಾರೇ ಬಾರೇ ಒಲವಿನ ಚಿಲುಮೆಯ ಧಾರೆ ||
"
Ishtu yochane maaduvastaralli , aake hinde hoguttidalu ....... Aa ondu hopes inda omme hinde tirugide ...... Duradrushtavashath ( unfortunately ) aake hinde tirugi nannannu nodlilla ........

Aadru ondu strong determination ....... Ee trip nalli swami karya mattu swa ( nanna ) kaarya eradu mugiskonde vapassu hogodu anta .......  :)

Hege sappe mukha itkonde ,choultryge hogi oota madta idde( iddvi ) ...... Namma kade Oota obivously super ri !!!! Entaha ruchi gottiladavanu kooda , Iyengar mane puilogre , Iyengar mane pongal andre bai-bai bidtaane ...... :)

Obabaru old man ( haneyalli mooru naama ) , namma kade bandu appanannu , tarleyannu maataadisidru ....

bs : Ivru yarappa ?
appa : Krishnamurthy !!!
bs : Yava Krishnamurthy ?
Alle idda tarle : 4th block krishnamurthy .......
bs : Yava 4th block ?
appa : Jayanagar 4th block nalli bakery ittiddare ...... Tumba famousuuu ...... :)
bs : ( tarle samapttukade mukha maadi ) Enri sampattu ..... Elli nodidru bakery avre ...... Enri idu ?
tarle : Howdamma ..... Bakery avarindaane jaasti collectionuu ...... Idu innu beginningu .... Naaleke paaru teriyirdu ....... ( naale nodu gottagutte ) .....

Hege oota mugisikondu vapassu hoguva samayadalli nanna cousinnannu nodide .......

( Eeta ooralli angadi ittiddane ..... Side business taraha intaha jaatre galalli bandu dipperentu pustakagalu , harishina , kunkuma , naamada unde , naamada kaddi etc ... etc .... fullu sellingu ...... )

bs : Namaste boss .... Hege iddira ?
cousin : Naanu chennagi iddini ...... Ooralli tata-ajji yellaru hushara ?
bs : Lakshmi Janardhanana aashirvaadadinda ( swalpa jaasti aitu alwa ? !!! ) ellaru chennagi iddivi .....
( Except me suffering in rv ) :)
cousin : Oru pattu nimishu ...... Sapadkku poitvare ..... Angavarkyu angadi paatko !!!!
( ondu hattu nimisha ootakke hogbittu baruttini ..... alliyavarege angadi nodko )
Yochane maadbeda namma assistant obba iddane ......

bs : ( Bandidde tappu aagoitu ....... Idondu bere kadime aagittu !!! :( ) Sari boss .... Hogbittu banni ......

After few minutes of my cousin's departure , Ibbaru vyakthigalu bandu .....

person 1 : Neenu yaarige enu aagbeku ?

( Namma appa-amma nige maga , tata-ajjige mommaga ...... Innu enu heluvudakke agutte guru ? )

person 2 : Neenu Angadi Mane Doraiswamy iyengar ( as i said earlier , a typical old generation name ) ge enu aagbeku ?

bs : ( Ee taraha sambandha hudkodralli swalpa weaku .... aadru yochane maadi ) Doraiswamy iyengar avra tamma HAL Krishna iyengar iddaralla , avara mommaga ......

person 1 : Sari .. Sari ..... Neenondu kelasa maadbeku .... Enu anta kelu ?

( Naanu enu anta kelilla andre maate horadalveno , paapa ? :P )

bs : enna maama ?

person 1 : Nimma annanige ee taraha helbeku " Paaduka Sahasranama " da 6 pustakavannu kortikere maneyavarige tegedu ittirbekante ........ Uldiddannu maatra maarbekante .....

bs : Yaava kortikere mane ?

person 2 : Neenu ashtu helappa saaku ...... Avarige gottagutte ......

person 1 : Naanu enu helide anta repeat maadu .... ?

( Enu ri idu school kettu hoita ? :(  )

bs : " Paaduka Sahasranama " da 6 pustakavannu kortikere maneyavarige kodabekante !!!!

person 1 : Kododu enu bekilla ..... Tegedu ittirbekante ...... Naave bandu togoltivi .....

bs : Sari .. Sari .....

person 2 : Maretu bibedappa .......

bs : Illa tilistini .... Yochane maadbedi ....

( Why fearuuuu ..... when bs is hereuuuu ...... :) )

person 1 : Ee kaalada hudugarige nenapina shakthi ne illa ...... Ee kaaladalli olle naati hasuvina haalu , benne , tuppa sikolla nodi .....

person 2 : Howdu .... Howdu ...... :)

Antu namma annanige ( cousinge ) vishaya tilisi angadi inda kalchkonde ...... :)

Hege tirugaadi , manege bandu ondu round maadi eddaga timeu 10.30 pm .....

Alle yaaro obbaru .....

" Eddeli , garudotsava shuru aitu ...... Banni .... Banni ..... "

Ellaru eddu hodvi .....

[
Ee "garudotsava" dalli Devarannu ( utsava murthy yannu ) tanna priyavaada vaahana "garuda" na melittu vaadya gala jote , oorinalli ondu meravanige nadeyuttade ..... Ee oorinalli , "kalyanotsava" ( devarige maduve ) da nantara "garudotsava" nadeyuttade ....... Haagaagi "recently married " Lakshmi Janardhana oorinalli garudana mele aabharanagala sameta vaadyagala jote hogta iddare , nododdike eradu kannugalu saaladu antaare jana ......
]

Magnificent Garuda carrying Lord Lakshmi Janardhana on his shoulders ...... :)

Garudotsavada "meravanige" shuru aitu ...... Navellaru omme utsava murthy ge namaskara maadi ,devasthanada kade hortvi . Entaha coincidence andre , matte aa cheluve devasthaanada hattira nintiddalu . Swalpa hottu soundaryavannu saviyona anta nintukolluvastralli , hindgadeinda .

Taata obbaru : Bega hogri .... Rush aagutte ..... Hogi ... hogi .....

( Che ... Che .... :( En madokke aagolla ...... Higher authorities helidmele ...... )

Naanu , appa , tarle - moovaru ottige hogi devasthanadalli kulitkondevu . Innu meravanige mugisikondu baruvuddakke bekaadashtu time ittu . Meravanige aadmele prasaada ( very important ...... !!! )

Olagade time-pass conversations hege nadeyuttittu nodona banni ......

"Mico" sampat ( Itseems he has kept a bakery in Mico Layout ) : " Srikanthu ..... Neevu ene heli ..... Bakery nadesodu kashta aagi bittide kanayya ...... Sakkare ( sugar ) rateu jaasti aagide ...... Ondu pound bread ge Rs 17 ginta kadime aagollaya ..... Ondu Rupaai laabhanu illaya ..... Adu bere kelasadavaru sariyaagi barolla ....... Ayyo .... "

( Devasthanadalli Nanige olle nidde barta ide .... Inta timenalli breadu-labha-nastha anta maataadta iddare nanna condition yochane maadi !!! :(    )

Ide timege alle koottidda tarle .....

tarle : Neevu bidri , biscuit galalli profit maadkondu bidtiira ..... Haagene , maama neevu saamanu-saranjaamu galannu "Metro" inda taristira ?

( Alla ... Avru ellinda aadru tarisli , ee tarle adannu itkondu en maadtaare ? Sumne maataadta irodu .... )


"Mico" sampat : Ayyo , illa ri ...... Adu namage workout aagolla .......

Alle pakadalli kootidda "W.Garden " Sunder dodappa : ( Tarle sampattu kade mukha maadi ) Illa kado sampattu .... Engallukku ande "auto" charge, lorry charge ello workout aarlaaa..... Minimum itne purchase panannu anni restrictions irtu .....

( Illa "kanla" sampattu ..... Namge aa "auto" charge , lorry charge ella workout aagalla ..... Minimum ishtu purchase maadbeku anta restrictions ide ...... )

( See the topic of discussion suddenly changed to Metro ...... )

Tarle : Apdiyaa maama ....... ( Haaga maama )

( After two minutes .....)

Tarle : Srikanthu .... Neevu tirupatiyelli koduva puliogre prasada tindiddira ?

( Ayyo devare ....... Titupati puliogre enakke ivaga bantu discussion ge ? Appa pls dont answer ..... O'wise this useless discussion will continue ...... Naanu nidde maadbeku ...... )

appa : Hu bekadasthu sala ..... Ashtu chennagirolla ..... Alli menasina kaayi (chilly ) haakalla maama ...... Menasu ( pepper ) haaktaare .....

tarle : Howdu ..... Ivaga , menisina kaayi ( chilly ) rate bere jaasti aagoitu !!!!

"Mico" sampattu's son (sudden aagi ) : Maama ..... Onion rate jaasti aagilva ? ..... Nodi naavu Rs 10 ondu sandwich ge ittru kooda , work out aagtailla ..... Sandwich madilla andre customers kalkontivi ....... Maadidre work out aagolla .......

( From Tirupati puliogre , topic of discussion changed to chilly ...... From chilly to onions ...... From onions to sandwich ..... Sandwich to customers ...... Hushappa ...... Illige discussion nintu hoitu anta ankobedi guru !!! :( )

Some Uncle sitting there : ( Looking at me ) Nimma maga yen maadkondiddane ?

appa : Engineering .... RV college nalli ..... Computer Scienceu .....

Uncle : Namma nadini avra , attige ya , akkana eradane magana maneya pakadalli obbaru iddare .... Avra mane hudugaanu Rv collegeu ..... Yav branch anta sariyaagi nenapilla ......

( nadini ->attige->akka-> eradane maga -> pakkada mane huduga ..... What is this craziness ? )

appa : Howda ..... Oh .. Sari ....

bs : ( appa na hattira hogi ) En nimage avru helida relation artha aita ? Howdu anta heltaiddiralla .....

appa : Yaarige artha agutte helu .... Sumne "Howda ... Sari " anta helokke kashtaana ...... Illa anta helidre matte bere shuru maadtaare :D

[

Antu ee conversations ella keluvudakke devaru nanna kivige divyashakthi kottidru anta anisutte ..... Hego 2.5 hrs time-pass aitappa ......

]

Meravanige mugidu , devarige "shathumorai" haadi ..... Prasada viniyoga shuru aitu ...... Now it was around 1.15 am .......

[

Shathumorai = All devotees comes together and praise the Lord of his credentials for Devotees

Pallandu = Praying the Lord Narayana to be with us for 1000’s of years on this earth.

]

( All of a sudden )

Poojaari maama : Eddeli ... Eddeli ...... Perumal thirthu varaanikruddu ...... Devara thirtha barta ide ...... Eddeli .... Eddeli .....

(
Navella kashta pattu nintukondvi ...... Kaalu ella hidkondu bitittu .... Abba .... Nidde ella hoitu .... Full freshu ..... All , ready for "Puliogre" ...... Ellara kannu devasthanada aduge mane kade ......
)

Antu-Intu naanu kaayuttidda aa time bantu ......

Bhattaru : Perumal prasadu ..... Waste pannadingo ..... Devara prasaada ..... Waste maadbedi ......

Namma hattira prasada kododikke bandaga ,

appa : Maama , swalpa maatra haaki ......
bhatru : Maama ..... swalpa ella illa ..... ishtu tinnale beku ..... Lakshmi Janardhana na prasada ...... Varushakke intaha puliogre nimage sigodu ondu sala maatra .....
bs : Enappa ..... Intaha puliogre beda anta heltiyella ..... Ayyo ......
appa : Naanu , Nin taraha iddaga tindiddini ..... Ivaga vayassu aitallapa.....

[
Nanna problem enappa andre , yaaradru "vayassina" ( age factor ) bagge maataadidre , nanna "age" maretu hogutte .... Matte calculate madlikke shuru maadtini .....Haage calculate madide .... Okay ... Ashtenu vayasssu aagilla .... Chennagi tinnona emba conclusion ge bande .... :)
]

bhatru : Perumal prasadam ..... Devara prasada ....
bs : Nimage eshtu beko ashtu haaki maama ..... Nanage innu ashtu vayasagilla ....
bhatru : " Lakshmi janardhana ..... Neenu nalla saapdu ..... "
( Lakshmi janardhana ..... Neenu chennagi tinnu )

Entaha puilogre ri ..... Ananda aitu guru ..... Naanu ee moolaka ondu open challenge maadtini " Nanage ee bailahalli ya puiliogre ginta olle tasteina puilogre kodisi nodona !!! " ......

Eshtu janara mukhadalli mandahaasa , khushi ....... Wah ..... Wah ....... Eshto jana parcel maadiskondu hogtaare ...... Lekka haaki !!!  :)

[
Kadege nidde maduvudakke room ge bandaaga 2.10 am ...... Aaglu shuru aitu ee so called " intellectual discussion "......
]

maama 1 : Hoda varusha , godumbi ( cashew nut ) hechhu haakidru alwa ...... ?
maama 2 : Howdu maama ..... Matte illi , shathumorai nalli " Pallandu " haadidru gamanisidra ? ......

( Haadidro - Bitro .... Ella aagoitu .... Ivaga yaakri adu ? Malkolri .... Nanage nidde barta ide )

Alle malagidda namma Sunder dodappa : Maama illi yaavaaglu ade reetine haadtaare ....... Keluvondu kade haadtaare , keluvu kade haadolla ...... Namma bengalurina kote devasthanadalli haadtaare , ade ramara devasthanadalli haadolla ...... Tirupatinallu hadolla mama .......

(
Neevu ene discussion togoli ..... Tirupati Venkateshana hesaru helibidtaare ..... Adu ondu "standard reference " taraha ......
)

maama 2 : Illa maama ..... Tirupatiyallu haadtaare ....
sunder dodappa : Ilwe illa maama ..... 2.45 seveyallu haadolla .... 5.30 seveyallu haadolla ..... Naane nodidini ....
maama 1 : Illa maama .... Tirupatiyalli " pallandu " haadtaare ....

(
Nanna paristhithi yochane maadi ..... Nanna niddege eshtu vignagalu ..... :(

)

sunder  : Sari maama ..... Next time ponappo paakre ..... ( Sari maama .... Next time hodaaga nodtini )

( Sadya mugitappo ...... Ene heli , olle nidde bantu guru ...... )


13/01/'11 :

Beligge swalpa echhara aitu ..... Nodidare ella madi brahamanaru kacche panche ( dhoti ) dharisi , avara srimatiyaru ( wife ) kacche seere ( saree) uttkondu "pullu minchingu "....... Appanu eddidru .....

bs : enappa ishtu bega ellaru ediddare ?
appa : Ivaga surya mandalotsava ide pa .... Bartiya ?
bs : Naanantu barolla ..... Ellardu snaana aadmele ebbisi ..... Naavu ontaraha "stack system" follow maadtivi ..... Lastige bartivi ..... Firstu horatu hogtivi ......

Aamele lastige eddu , snana mugisi ..... Devasthanakke bandu nodtini ....... Eshtu dodda queue !!! Yavi ... Yavi .... Yavi ..... :)

Antaha dodda queue daati , "sri" yavara darshana mugisi aache bandaaga ......

bhatru : Perumaal prasadam ..... Devara prasada ...... Togondu hogi ...... Daari bidi .... Daari bidi ......

Heege prasaada togondu aache bandaaga , namma " hale dost " obba sikkida ...... Coincidence andre aatana hesaru vinay .....

Nantara Ubhaya-Khushalopari mugisi , tindige chatrakke ( choultry ge ) hogi , upahaaraa sevisi ...... Chatrada munde coffee kuditta kultiddvi ......

bs : Yakri vinay coffee-tea kudiyakkilwa ?
vinay : Illa bs .... Naanu coffee-tea-haalu enu kudiyalla .....
bs : A lot can over a cup of coffee .... Nodu naanu coffee mugisuva ashtaralli , enadaru ondu interesting incident nadeyutte ..... Idu nanna experience .... I am damn sure ....
vinay : Nodona .... Matte "sight -seeing" hege hogta ide ?
bs : Yava "sight-seeing" boss ?
vinay : RV yalli "sight -seeingu" ?
bs : Namma college bagge maatra maatbedri ..... Tumba bejar aagutte ..... Mood haalaagi hogutte .... Pls ...
vinay : Sari bs ... Illi yaaraadru "iyengar veetu ponnu " nodidya ? Nodirtya ...... Magane helu parvaagilla ....
bs : Hmmm ..... Obbalannu nodide ......
vinay : Yaaravalu .... Yaaravalu .... ?
bs : Sikkidre toristini bidri ..... Banni ooru suttukondu barona ......

Wow .... Daariyalli nodide aa cheluveyannu mattomme .....

bs : Macha ..... Nanna munde red dress haakondu barta iddalalla ...... Avle .... Avle .... Naanu helilva " A lot can happen over a cup of coffee " anta .....
vinay : Wait .... Sariyaagi nodkondu bartini ..... :)

(
Ee taraha heli , swalpa hattira hogi nodkondu banda .....Manasinalle eno calculations madida ..... Idakella formula unta ? !!! Gottirlilla guru !!!
)

bs : Hengavle ?
vinay : Sorry bs .... Swalpa kannu chennagi illa ..... Swalpa height problem aagbahudu .... Aadre height adjust maadkobahudu bidu ..... Aadre kaaninde main problem ....... Gone .....
bs : Avala kannu bagge maatra maatadbeda ...... Noovu aagutte boss ..... Enu ishtu expert opinion kodtiddiralla ?
vinay : Naavu intadralli expertamma ......
bs : Thu loafer .... Sari , eno expert antiralla, nanage avla hesaru , yava maneyavalu anta gottagbeku ....
vinay : Direct aagi hogu kelu macha ..... Ninage enagide kadime ..... ?
bs : Yaake avlu haakondiro chappali ( sandals ) kaanisuttilwa ..... ? Kenne oodiskondu barbekenri ?
vinay : Haagidre aamele jaatre aadmele ootada timege , obbale iddaga kelona baa ..... Ivaga ondu roundu hodkondu barona ......
bs : Sari .... Baa ..... :)

Hege ooru suttaadi ..... Savi nenapu galannu melaku haakutta ...... Halli vaatavarnada soundaryavannu saviyutta .... Illina janara udhara manobhaava , aatmeyate yannu kondaadutta ...... Namma collegeu gala kashta - sukha galannu hanchikollutta saagidevu .......

Madhyadalli ondu elaneeru ( tender coconut ) kudidevu ....... Superb guru ..... Entaha sihi niru ...... Wah ......

( Namma b'lore nalli elaneeru kudidmele ...... Neeru kudidno athva elaneeru kudidno anta confuse aagtini .... )

Hege sumaaru 1.30 pm ashtottige devasthanada munde bandvi ...... Alli Lakshmi Janardhana rathada mele vijrambhisuttidda ....... ( Nodi .... Illi  devarige ekavachana upayogisiddini  :)  )

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Ekavachana vannu yelli usemaadbahudu .....

1> Namaginta chikkavara jote maataadisabekaadre ........

2> Bahala hale kavigalige : Eg> Ranna Saahasabheema Vijayam annu rachisi'da' ..... Pampa Adipuranavannu rachisi'da' ....... etc ....

3> Devarige : Eg> Krishna Govardhana giri yannu etti hidi'da' ...... Rama kaadige ho'da' rtc ......

4> Difficult question paper set madidavanige ......
Namma college nalle kelidini guru :

person 1: "Henge aitu maga examu" ?
person 2: " Hoge maga ... Paper set madiddanalla baddi maga..... Kaige sigli ..... Osi Nodkantini ...... " :)

]

Vaapas kathege banni ......

Saaviraaru jana ratha yeleyuvudakke ready aagi iddaga ....... Ondu message ellarigu " Tahsildar 15 nimishadalli baruttare ...... Alliyavarege ratha elevudu beda ...... "

Aaga nodi nanna suttalu conversations hege aitu anta ......


uncle 1 : Devara munde tahsildar enu ..... collector enu ......Avru hechho .......Namma bhakthi hechho .......

( Wah ... Wah .... )

uncle 2 : Sumne ri ...... Late aagi bandaaga ondu level irutte alwa ....... ( With his right thumb pointing towards sky )

tata : Nodi neevu ee taraha maatadodu sariyalla ........ Namma oorina sampradaaya ne heege ..... Devara munde "avru" doddavru anta naavu helalla ..... Aadru avara padavi-ge ( poisition-ge ) ondu maryaade kodtivi ashte ...... Apaartha maadkobedi ......

( Ayyo ..... Nenne raatri inda intaha arguments keli-keli sustaagi hogide ......Nimdu bere kadime aagittu :) )

Ivru conversations mugisuva ashtaralli , tahsildar bandu devarige haara arpane maadidru .......

Eega ellaru " Jai Lakshmi Janardhana " endu koogi ratha eleyuvuddakke shuru maadidru .........

Hege "ratha" eledu , matte chatrakke ( choultry ) ootakendu hodaaga matte "vinay" nannu bheti madide ......

vinay : Gottaitenri avla hesaru ?
bs : Illa .....
vinay : Tilkoppa ..... Aadaru avala kannu set agolla bs ...... Nodi ..... Avlu kooda ootakke bandlu ..... Keli ivaga ....
bs : Wait and see ....

Alle Mr.Tarle sampattu barta iddaru ......

bs : Enri sampattavre ...... Oota aita ?
tarle : Ivaga maadbeku .... Nindu ?
bs : Illa nandu aagilla ..... Ondu help aagbekaagittu .....
tarle : Helu parvaagilla .....
bs : Nodi alli nintiddaralla , avru yava maneyavaru anta gottagabekagittu .........
tarle : Oh ... Avla .... Hesaru nenapige barta illa ..... Ade moole manenalli hinde idralla ..... Avara mommagalu ....... Nimma "gotra"ne kanayya ...... Doorada sister aagbeku .....  :)

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ps : Namma kade , onde gotra ( swa -gotra ) anta helidre ...... Anna- Tangi athva Akka -Tammana samaana aagtaare
:)

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bs :  ( Fullu surprisedu with disappointmentu ) En sampattu avre ...... Namma gotra antaane helibtralla ?
tarle : Howdappa ..... Bekiddare nimma appa avaranne kelona baa ?
bs : ( Ayyo devare ..... What is this craziness ? ) Beda ri ..... Parvaagilla .....
tarle : Aamele meet maadona bartini .....
bs : Sari ... Sari ....

(
  If all beautiful girls become my "doorada and hattirada sisters". Just imagine my pathetic condition .Thumbs down 2 all these complex relations :(  
)

vinay : Naanu helilva macha ...... Aa kannu nodida takshanaane helbitte ......
bs : Ei loafer .... Enu kannu nodbittu , gotra heltaanante .....
vinay : Naavu intadralli expertma ........
bs : Hogli bidu ....... Namma aa sundaravaada sister ge devaru olledu maadali ....... Namma Lakshmi Janardhana nanage anta obbalannaadru ittiralva ?
vinay : Khanditha ..... Aadre next time bandaaga , nanna suggestions kelu firstu ......
bs : Aitu boss ...... Banni oota maadona ....

Hege ootada nantara ..... Second time ubhaya - khushalopari mugisi ...... Good-Bye heli hortvi ........

Hoguvudakke munche devarige manasinalle :
" 'God moves in a mysterious way' annuvudannu torisi kotbitte swami ..... Infactu you are really greatu ...... You gave me so many new experiencesu ....... Haagene ee sala yavude subject nalli make-up barde iruva taraha nodiko prabhu ....... Matte sigona ....... Bye " :)

On the way back to B'lore ...... Nadeda ella experiences galannu omme melaku hakutta , aa nanna "sister" ge devaru olledu maadali endu harisutta ...... Devarige mattomme thanks helutta ....... Hinde aa uncle obbaru helidda relation : " Namma nadini avra , attige ya , akkana eradane magana maneya pakadalli obbaru iddare .... Avra mane hudugaanu Rv collegeu ....." - Idannu analyse madutta timepass madide :D .Daariyalli yarado obbara mobile phone inda ee haadu bantu ........

"
O,ehhey hey, ha ha
Mere sapnon ki rani kab aayegi tu
Aayi rut mastaani kab aayegi tu
Beeti jaaye zindagaani kab aayegi tu
Chali aa, tu chali aa


"
( A song from the Film : Aradhana , Cast : Rajesh Khanna , Sharmila Tagore )


Haage keliskondu , nanna kanasina cheluve elliddale endu yochisutta nidraavasthege jaaride .........

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Ee katheyannu odidavarigu , kelidavarigu , Lakshmi Janardhana Swamy olledu maadali .......

Hosa "samaachaara"dondige matte sigona guru .....

Alliyavaregu, namma kadeinda ondu Namaskara :)


PS :
1> This is highly exaggerative story based on a real theme and is meant only for fun .
2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .
3> Author cant assure the degree of accuracy of many of the factual points discussed in the story .
4> Author is very much grateful to all those who were helpful in writing this article .