Thursday, 16 December 2010

ಅದೃಷ್ಟ ಎಂಬ " ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಮಗ " :)

" Ree manshange bad time shuru aadre thale kerkondu, tale li gaaya aagi, gaaya cancer aagi doctor thale ne tegibeku anthare.. anthadralli naanu .... naanu .... 
 - En aitu nanage anta keltira alwa ... Hagiddare Ee katheyannu naghu mukhadondige odi .....Nimage artha agutte :) 


Date : 08/12/10  


05.30 am : " Haalu .... Haalu " , endu haalinava gate hattira bandu kooguttane . Avana speciality enappa andre  aatha kooguvudu " erade baari " . No more No less but with increasing intensity level .... Naavu bandu haalu togolilla andre andu bekkige ( "cat ", "Felis Domestica " ) rasadouthana . Andu naanu DSC [ Data Structures ] lab internals ge bega eddu oduttide , so naane hogi haalu tegedukonde .
BS :  Namaskara boss ....
Haalinava : " Haalu .... Haalu " .
Ayyo , adu bittare bere padagale gottilvenri endu manasinalliye andukonde .... 


06.15 am : " Mallige .... Mallige .... Shavanthige .... Shavanthige " , endu hoovu maaruvava baruttane . Ee mahanubhavando" Chinese accent " with high pitch ..... He is like a moving alarm for our entire street . Entaha kumbhakarnanu elalee beku , aatana impada dhvanige .... Take it from me , u r watch may show wrong time , but he is always on time ....  Antaha bhoopa .... 


E kade , nanna oduva kelasa , nidhanavaagi saagutittu ...... 


06.45 : Bagila bali eno sound aitu .... Hogi nodidare , newspaper bandu biddide . E maharaaya yeseyuvudu yavaagalu right on spot , baagila hattiraane bandu beeluttade .
(
 Hinde omme naanu avanannu kelidda nenapu : 
BS : " Neevu yeseyuvudu enri ashtu perfect aagi irutte ? "
Papervala : " Avella hange ma .... Trade cigarettuuuu .... "
BS : " Yavudri adu trade cigaratteuu  ? "
Papervala : Cigaratte alla ma , secret ... secret .... 
BS : " Oh ... Trade secreta " !!!!
Papervala : " Nananna en ankondiya .....  Avayya .... Abdul .... Abdul ... "
BS :  Abdul Kalam 
Papervala : Hu .... Avayyanu haage ne namma taraha ne paper hakta iddru gotta ?
BS : Sari neenu mahaprachanda bidu guru .
)


7.10 am : Bisi bisi coffee cup ondu kayalli , Newspaper mattondu kayalli itkondu glance madta idde.
               Usually swalpa jana first sheet inda , inna swalpa jana last sheet inda oduttare . But , naanu yaavagalu " page no 3 " indaane shuru maaduvudu . Yake andre alli ide namma bhavishya , ade " Nithya bhavishya "
              Avattu bhavashiya chennagi iddrene oduvudannu continue maduvudu , illa andre just break .... 
              Adarante avattina " nanna bhavishya " hegittu andre .....
             " Bus-Train nalli prayana maduvavavru jopana . Vidhyarthigalige indu adrushta kadime ( yava taraha anta "end"ige gottagutte worry madkobedi ?? ) Yavude nirdharavannu raahukaladalli tegedukollabaradu "  :)
         
             Rahukaala : 12 pm -1.30 pm  :)  


(  My dsc lab internals was scheduled between 11.50 pm and 2.20 pm )
  
9.30 am : Had breakfast in a hurry . Not to forget my second dose of coffee , before i left for college .....


10.00 am : Majestic nalli kengeri kadege hoguva bus hatti , door opposite iruva "gents" seat nalli kulitkonde . Maybe I was the third passenger to board the bus . E bus kathe enappa anta andre " Bus Fullu " aaguva tanaka hordode illa . 
               BMTC bus prayanada sukhane bere ri . Illi neevu bere bere taraha janarannu kanabahudu . Banni nodona enu-enaitu anta .....
               
Entry 1>Sundara cheluve obbalu ladies side inda hattidalu ...
           Cheluve : [ In a stylish english accent nalli ]  " R.V College ge hogutta uncle !!! " . Problem enappa andre " ivugalige" - uncle,anna,tata emba padgala madhye vythyasane gotilla ..... En madona heli ?
           Driver : [ Uncle emba pada keli  swalpa sittininda ] " Hatkolri .... Hatkolri .... "
           
          Ivaga , avala mukha sariyaagi nodide . Nodida takshana nenapu bandidde e haadu ...... 


" O Elliruve manava kaaduva roopasiye , Bayakeya Balliya , Naguvu hoovada preyasi neenu .... Elliruve "
           The only difference is that in the song , the hero ( ananth nag ) will be in the helicopter , but i was in  BMTC bus :)


Entry 2> Ibbaru vayassada vyakthigalu  nanna hinde bandu kulitkondru . Avara maatu-kathe-vyathe ella amele nodona.


Entry 3> Ibbaru mahileyaru (auntyyaru) ododi bandu , kadegu bus hatkondru . Hatti ellara mukhavanu omme gamanisi , nanna munde iruva seatnalli bandu kootkondru.


Entry 4> A tamilian entered into the bus . How did i find out he is a tamilian ?
           So simple ri , naavu kannadadavaru aadru englishu-panglishu-hindi anta matadtivi aadre e tamilavru maatra avara bhashe na elli hodaru bitkodade illa antaare . E bhoopa hattidaa nantara kelida modala prashne : 
           Bhoopa : ( In tamil ) Kengeri ki poguma busss ?? ( U can observe a dragging end  :) )
           Conductor : ( Replies in tamil itself !!! ) Aama ... Pogum .
       - E bhoopa nanna pakada seat nalli kulitkonda .
     
Hegene "bus fullu" aitu . Conductor whistle hodedu " right .... right ande bitta " . Namma prayana shuru .....


Conductor : " Pass iddavaru pass torisi . Cheeti ... Cheeti ... " . Idu avana routine dialogue .


Nanna hinde idda vayassada tatandira maatu-kathe-vyathe heege ittu nodi :


Tata 1 : Neevu ene heli puttuswamy , Yeddi e taraha madbardittu . Nannanu kelidre takshana resign madbekagittu avru .
            ( Alla yeddyurappa ivranna hudkondu bandu "resign ... madla ... bedwa " anta kelbekante . Nodi ..... )


Tata 2 : Howdu gowdre . Alla namma kaladalli Lal Bahadur Shastry , Kengal hanumnthaih avrella ondu aapadane bandru takshana raajenaame kotbidavru .


Tata 1 : Ayyo , avranella ivarige holisbedi . E kaladalli nyaya , neethi , dharmakke bele illa bidi .Namma makalle namma maatu kelalla  puttuswamy , inna aa mundevu keluttaa. Heli ? 


Tata 2 : ( Colgate smile ) Hahaha  .... Nija ... Nija . :)


Ivaga nanna munde idda aunty-yara conversation nodona :


Aunty 1 : Beligge bega eddu , tindi maadi , makallana school ge kalisi , avara ( gandana ) batte iron maadostralli saku sakaagoitu ri vimalamma ...... Ivru bere ( of course avru bere ne !! ) upittu , chitranna tinodilla antaare . Dina dose, chapathi,poori madokke aguttenri ? 


Aunty 2: Ayyo ..agalla bidri kamalamma . Namma maneyallu ide golu . Adu bere namma makkalu sariyagi odode illa ri .Mooru hottu , aa TV munde biddirutve . Shanigalu ( Pappa ,lord shani sthithi yochane maadi ) . Adu olle Newso-Passo nodtare andre , adeno WWE ante , cricket-pootball anta bidirutve ri .


Aunty 1: Howdu ri .... Haagirli nenne neevu " maneyondu mooru bhagilu " serial nodidra ? Adaralli a "atte"genaitu ? Badkavala athva sattbiddla ?


Aunty 2: Ayyo neevu nodbekagittu kamalamma . Aa atte aaspatre ge seriddale . Adeno  " coma " ante . Aspathreyalli sose , Entha olle dialogue heltale gotta ( gottidre yake keltare heli ? ) , namma atte mukha sannage aitu !!! Hahaha .....




Pakadalli kulittida aa tamil " bhoopa " ishtottu silent aagiddavanu , ivaga sudden aagi tanna mobile phone tegedu ondu tamil song play madida . Olle fast music , hosa song play madida anta ankondra ? Illave illa .... Aa song yavudu gotta  ......


"
 poanaal poagattum poadaa - indha
bhoomiyil nilaiyaay vaazhndhavar yaaradaa? 


"

and the song continues .....

Tatparya :  " Hodare hogali hogo .... E bhoomiyalli yaru taane shashwatha ? "  

Ayyo devare .... Hinde tatandira political story , munde aunty-yara mini family story, pakadalli tragedy.... Innu bahalashtu manoranjane siguva jaagave namma-nimma BMTC . :)

E time ge sariyagi bus humps daati " Gaali aanjaneya swami " devasthanada munde hoitu . Nanage ivattina " dina bhavishya " gnapaka bandu :

" Devare nanna bus prayanadalli yavude tondaregalu aagadirali , haagene nanna adrushta chennagirali . Pareekhsheyalli naanu odiruva program nalle ondu barali swami " endu devaralli prarthiside  :) 

Hege namma prayana saguttittu .... R.R .Nagar stopnalli obba hero hattida ......  

Entry 5> Kudukara sanghada adhyaksha mahodaya irabeku ri . Baayinda "ramarasa" da parimala  ellede pasarisitu . Bandu takshanane

Kuduka : ( In a drunked accent ) Saahebre .... Mysore ge hogutte alwa .
Conductor mahodaya : Illa ri , kengeri ne last . Ticketa athva passa ?
Kuduka : Mysorrreeeee ge oglebekuuuuuu . Naanu node bidtini , nivu henge hogalla anta . Court Court ge hogtini ri . En ankondidira . Naanu bari huchha alla , double huchha ..... !!!! 

      ( 1> Lol ... Normal people say " Neenu huchha " , but only a drunkard says " Naanu huchha .... double Huchha " etc .... 
        2> Is there any difference between " Huchha" and " Double huchha " ?
      )

Hushappa .... Atlast RV College stop bantu ..... Manasinalliyea ivarige " Tata ... Good Bye " heli college campusge entry kotte.

11.40 am : Cse groundnalli record pustakavannu omme tiruhakide .... Program No 3 bittu ella odiruva lakshangalu kanisuttitu .

Mukhadalli sannadondu nagu bantu ennuva ashtralli , " Vidyarthigalige adhrushtha kadime " emba saalu nenapaitu  . Omme joragi " Jai hanuman " endu koogi DSC lab kadege mukha madide .

Last Scene - DSC lab :

Completely strange sceneriao at lab entrance :

1> Hudugaru tale kerkolloduenu , uguru kadiyuvudenu , pencil ninda tale ge hodkolloduenu , pen gala cap kadiyuvudenu .... Illi sampoorna mouna . Ababba !!!! 

2>Hudugiyarantu labina ondu moole inda mattondu moolege joragi odadutta kayalli pustaka itkondu ..... " I have not studied this ya .... I m so nervous u know " !!! - Emba dialogue common ......

3> Naanu nanna watch nodutta , rahukala : 12 gantege endu nenapu madikondu ,ashtaralli exam shuru madbeku endu manasinalliye lekka hakuttidde ....   

11.55 am : Concerned Lab incharge entry kodtare ..... 
They told us to pick one chit out of 15 chits present on the table . Nanna manassina gondala onde " Raahukaala , dina bhavishya , adhrushtha " ..... 

As usual , they told us to pick up the chits in an order of " increasing roll no " .
En madodu , appa-amma "v" inda hesaru ittbitru , anubhavisuttiruvudu naanu .... :)

Unfortunately/Fortunately raahukaala shuru agbidtu . Obbobbaraagi chits tegedukondu hogi adralli iruva program madatakkaddu .... Kadegu nanna munchina roll no " vikas " annu karedaru .

Madam : Ondu cheeti tegi ....
Vikas tegeda ..... Program 3 .... Sadya nanage aa program baralla anta tumba khushi aitu .... Mattomme a sundara cheluve ge "manasaare" dhanyavaada endu konde .....

But , " man proposes god disposes " anta kelidini ...... Adarante , the lab in charge put that chit ( of prog -3 ) once agin into the lot , shuffled and told me to pick one .

My hands , moving in slow motion towards the table ...... Atlast i picked up one chit ..... Howdu ri neevu andukondiddu nija ....

I got prog-3 only !!!  :(

Amele en madodu ..... Program change, with a penalty of 10 marks ..... Nodi adhrushta annuvudu hege aata adutte anta ...... 

Exam mugisi manege baruvashtaralli 4.20 pm ( 420 ) ..... Beligge ediddu 4.20 am ( 420 ) ...... Ee 4.20 to 4.20 elli nadeda ella gatane galannu nenapisikollutta , nagutta , besarapadutta , ondu conclusion ge bande kanri . 

" Ee ' Adhrushta ' annuvudu saamnyavalla ..... Adu nijavaglu ' baddi magane' emba satya gnanodayavaitu  " 
:)


PS : 
1> This is an exaggerative story meant only for fun .
2> Any resemblance of the character names ( other than me :) ) of the story with those who are alive or dead is merely coincidental .















  







      













  
          
   
           
            






  
































    

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